Joy Joy Gang x Reader - Scenarios + OneShots

♡ Valentine's Day Special ~ Penny x Reader ♡

And there you sat, your fingernails clawing your bedsheets until holes were present in the fabric. You tightened your eyes shut, ensuring they wouldn't get poked pink again for the third time. Though this was humiliating, what'd be worse is her deciding to kill you because you didn't want to play along with whatever games she had planned.
Tch. What a way to spend valentine's day. Being treated like a pet and looking as if a unicorn had vomited you out. Speaking of vomit, does there happen to be a bucket somewhere in this room?

The chicken dabbed your cheek a few more times with the brush before deciding it had the perfect amount of red. "Finished!"

Penny- you believed that was her name..? stepped back a little to admire her handiwork, nodding and crossing her arms as if she were a critic.

"Might I say, whoever did your makeup must've been a professional!" The apparent artist giggled, flattering herself. You simply replied with an annoyed expression and angry body language. Not a word from that mouth, though! Or you would be seeing stars in the next few seconds.

"Aww, squishy, why the long face? You look so adorable!" She tried to reassure you. "Just like a cute little doll!"

Rightttt...

Penny stared at you for a good few seconds before suddenly squealing and clapping her hands together. "Ooh!! We should take some selfies!"

She then swiped a tablet — YOUR tablet — off the vanity set, and flicked her finger across the screen until she peeped a tiny camera icon. The hell? You didn't know that thing could take pictures!

"Say cheese!" The chicken sung, digging her fingers in your face and forcing them back to get that grinning illusion just right. She had also put on a smile, which eventually turned into duck lips, which turned into a grimace, then a blank stare, then peace signs....etcetera.

It only took five more flashes to make you dizzy. Thankfully, she layed off, opening one of the drawers and locking the tablet inside.

Ohh, so she didn't trust you like that, huh?

Her reign of terror wasn't over however, as an audible 'ding!' immediately grabbed her attention and caused her to rush over to it's source.

An oven. She had an oven on the other side of the room. In the very same room that you slept in...there was an oven just a glance ahead of you, it's back casually faced against the wall. Man, could this day get any weirder or what?

"Ah, they're done!" Penny huffed, flapping one of her wings to escort the steam out of her face, while she used her other one to grab the bottom of the extremely scorching platter. She couldn't have been some weird ass huma- sorry, "mortal", in that costume, otherwise her arm would've been ashes.

"For you, my love!" She set the cupcakes out in front of you, insisting you take one. You stare at her in pure suspicion, waiting for her to confirm they weren't poisoned or something.

You slowly raised your hand. She nodded giddily, giving you permission to speak.

"Please swear to me you didn't spike these," you nervously requested. "Don't you wanna have someone around to test outfits on and play with makeup looks?"

Your comments seemed to be nothing but jokes to Penny, as she laughed and squawked loudly at your pathetic, pleading tone. "Silly, just eat one! I promise they're delicious! Pinky swear!"

The animatronic stuck her finger out to you. If you were being honest, they DID look pretty good. And besides, it was either this, or getting your body chopped or punched up. You locked pinkies with her, and shoved one of the snacks in your mouth.