Joy Joy Gang x Reader - Scenarios + OneShots

🐔 Penny x Reader Headcanons 🐔

- Okay, so maybe she's not exactly the best at introductions, but she's not so bad once you get to know her! Right...?

- When you first meet her alongside Lucky, she gives you this annoyed expression. Her staring at you is gonna be a common theme within your interactions with her, she just can't get over your adorable, pretty face.

- Whenever you think she's not around, trust me, she is. When you turn around to face her she'll yell 'surprise!' and give you a big hug.

- She just loves to take pictures with her visitors! Consider yourself Lucky you're alive while it happens, the people she snaps her photos with are typically dead.

- Her just being near you drives her crazy. You could actually hear her metallic heart thump against her chest as she gets closer to where you're hiding and that just freaks you out to your core.

- For an animal that's supposed to be flightless, she can sure fly long and high distances to find where you are. She can even break the boards covering secret areas where you can find files of your past life. Neat!

- Do you like surprises? She sure does! Well, except the part where you electrocuted her and burned a hole in the side of her head, that was no fun.

- Okay, so maybe she tried to bite you a few times, but she promises to make it right! As long as you're behaving good, she's happy, and you will be too. Happy and joyful.

- Penny would start to feel a little sad if you start to ignore or run away from her. But try not to do that for too long, you wouldn't want her to become an angry, emotional mess if you want to stay alive.

- And if you don't have a death wish, you wouldn't try to run away from wherever she decides to keep you either, or she's going straight to Lucky to snitch on your absence. Not to mention the cameras and clones would pick up on you.

- Makeovers! She absolutely loves to experiment with makeup, and with you as her doll, that's exactly what she's gonna do with you! How'd you like a matte type look with plump, red lips?

- She'll also take you to other realms, mainly Agatha, the mannequins and the Nurse's nightmares just to be girly, or if you're a dude, the manor or the hotel works as a place for you two to date. ;)

- Whenever she sees something cute or tiny, she'd scoop it up and squeal before proclaiming it as her new pet. Not a squishy though, she wouldn't want to make you jelly, after all.

- But she herself does get jealous quite often. If you talk to Hangry, Bierce or even Lucky too frequently, she'll make sure she's the one who's constantly popping up to engage in conversation or affection with you. Just you and her.

- She's a sweetheart, but still has violent, bloody, and homicidal tendencies like the other two. Don't underestimate her ability to crush or snap your bones in a matter of a few seconds, she's still a monster created by a demon overlord.

- "And here I am, just another chick
Trying to get you,
but you just run away
What else can I do? But keep coming, and coming,
and coming for you..."

- Whenever she wants a hug, sometimes you'll have to twitch and hurl yourself out of her grasp to stop her from literally killing you. Sometimes she leaves bruises in your skin, and tries her best to accommodate to your feeble, mortal fragility.

- But she makes it all up with cuddles, plushies and kisses!

- The scariest thing about her is how unpredictable she is. One moment she's flying all the way up in the air, the next she's trying to play catch with you in the battlefield with a large egg.

- Her fluffy feathers allow you a good night's rest when cuddling with her. Odd since she's a robot, but you ain't complainin'.

- Sometimes she'll hold your hand and take you for walks around the theme park, and maybe even let you piggyback off her to fly you across the area.

- Though she loves you a lot, she really, really hated that you ruined her face. She'll attempt to fix herself by finding white cloth, gathering some more gears and wires, applying mascara, anything, anything that'll make her look pretty again. The pit in your stomach started to enlarge before you remembered she tried to kill you.

If she and her gang left their realm to attend an important meeting, don't think that means you're in the clear. Her and her clones are hive minds, so if she wants you to stay with her forever in her realm, the clones want you to stay with them forever in their realm. And they will make sure of that.

- She loves giving you tender nicknames such as 'Squishy', 'Beautiful/Handsome', ' and 'Lovebug'. Just gushing with love.

- If you're anywhere near a portal, and if it even looks like you're trying to escape, she's already soaring above your head ready to crush you with her big behind. And what comes up, must always come down.

- And apparently you weren't the only one who tried to hurt the gang either. Whenever they'd be on their missions, you'd make sure to trail behind them with someplace to hide and watch them beat the crap out of any newcomers in ways you couldn't even muster. It was sickeningly admirable.

- The way she acts towards Lucky is so....questionable. Killing mortals for him, trying to earn his affection, and constantly supporting his aims? Was she in love with you, or him?

- Thought Hangry was the only one who wanted to eat you? Think again. Piss her off for long enough and she'll be chomping on you like a fleshy chew toy.

- All you have to do is love her and you'll be okay.

- But it's not all ferocious! She doesn't like to punish you as much as the other two would, and she genuinely loves to spend time with you! Just don't mess with her looks or her friends and you two could be as close as ever! Make the chick wanna kill you with kindness and smother you with her love!

- And remember: she's always near. Always.