🍖 Hangry x Mortal! Reader Headcanons 🍖

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- He doesn't nearly show as much restraint as the others do when it comes to hiding his true intentions on what he desires to do with you. He will let you know how badly he wants to devour you within the first few seconds of meeting him, and that he'll do anything to get his hands on those sweet, sweet ribs.

- And because what he wants is inside of you, you'd be no stranger to hearing taunts from him about 'ripping you open' and him going to 'chew the meat off your bones.'

- He's very easy to outrun, but try not to get too close to the walls. If he's close by, he'll smell you right through them and try to ambush you by bursting through and wasting no time to hork you down.

- He's the least serious when it comes to protecting the Joy Joy realm. Lucky kills mortals to please his boss and for the sheer sake of it, Penny does it to please Lucky, but Hangry just wants his afternoon munch.

- If he catches you, he'll either drag you to Malak or take you down to the kitchen for disemboweling. If you get lucky and it's the former, Malak allows Hangry to finally have his meal as a reward. The pig gets all giddy and shakes his fists in excitement as blood drips down your nose to the messy ground.

- You pleaded with the gluttonous psychopath to just let you leave. Even if you lost the game, you still didn't want to die. You even stated that your ribs tasted no good and that he should go eat some other poor soul.

- But why would he go through all that trouble just to not get at least a little nibble of you? Or would you rather him toss you to Lucky instead?

-And let him throw a barrage of punches at you? No thanks. You'd rather take your chances with one of his less- threatening friends.

- If you do somehow convince him to not end you just yet, as the rest of the gang would, he'll use you to both his advantage and to repair the park. This means helping out with cooking, cleaning, system repairing, wall fixing, etc.

- But he's not gonna force you to cook with him. Albeit if you do, and if you do it just the way he likes it, he'll start to take a liking to you, just like that. He loves himself someone who can flip it good like a good chef should.

- He'll be further impressed if you were to share more of your knowledge about ribs and how to make them taste even better. If you poke him hard enough, maybe he'll share his secret recipe with you?

- You better hope a mortal comes around soon when you're trapped in the castle with Hangry. He's usually a chill dude, but once he's done tearing his previous victims up, and he gets hungry again, You're gonna soon realize that just because you failed to help accomplish Bierce's mission, doesn't mean you're done running for your life.

- If you catch another mortal running around in a good moment, you'll beg and plead with them to let you go back to base with Bierce. You even offered a few extra hands to help them and her to get all of the ring pieces and get the hell out of there.

- So let's say they oblige and you two are on your journey. If JoyKill ends up catching you two, you'll have to watch the poor mortal get mercilessly beat up by the Joy Joy Gang as you're dragged away by a Hangry clone, crying out their name in distress.

- But for the most part, Hangry is very laid back and a funny guy. If you try to scratch his ears, the most you'll get out of him is a small glance and a snort. Hugging him will cause him to pick you up and do the same. Just make sure he doesn't get a whiff of your flesh, or the wholesome moment could end quickly.

- He likes the nickname "Big Boy/Big Guy". Makes him blush a little.

- As odd as it was to admit, you kinda digged his gutteral, hoarse and deep voice. It was much more satisfying to hear than Bierce's whiny and harsh vocalizations about how 'useless' and 'idiotic' you were, and at least he didn't laugh every time you got hurt.

- Still kind of a jerk for trying to eat you, but hey

- If Penny finds out Hangry's keeping you as his toy, she'd giddily ask him if she could borrow you for trying on cute outfits and makeup as you were 'just the most adorable thing!", according to her. However, if it were Lucky, his intentions with you wouldn't be so innocent. (Wink wink)

- If you're dashing past the clones trying to escape, they'll pass on the information to the main 3 animatronics so they could deal with you. Meanwhile, they'll basically try to apprehend you, holding you down until the originals are dispatched towards your location.

- Dinner with him, Lucky and Penny would be very awkward. I mean, you tried to kill them and they tried to kill you. What else is supposed to be said?

- He'd give you hostile stares for damaging his jaw.

- But if you play nice, you get hair ruffles and more food from him as some sort of weird gift.

- Sometimes you two would engage in this very peculiar altercation where you'd satisfy his hunger-driven urges when the corpses in the fridge run out....you didn't care too much about the bite marks all over your neck and chest, just as long as this would keep you from dying. He'd help you clean the injuries up afterwards.

- All in all, he's mainly okay with having you around, but it's even better for him that you're practically a walking piece of meat through the eyes of his starvation. Better watch those ribs though, or you wouldn't like the outcome very much. :)

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