Y/N: How come when we say touch, are lips don't touch. But when we say separate, our lips do touch...
Sun: Please just shut the hell up.
Y/N: Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?
Sun: Why?
Y/N: He kept throwing away the bent ones...
(DON'T MIND THE NEXT ONE RIGHT HERE)
Moon: What is the worse thing anyone told you in bed?
Y/N: This f--king girl told me play dead. I'm like what the f--k you mean play dead. She said act like your not alive. I-
Sun: *dying of laughter*
Y/N: I have to- I had to get the f--k out of there 😅
Moon: *dying*
Y/N: But it was my...
Moon: O-oh sh!t...
Sun: *Weezing on the floor*
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