Jokes to steal from me

Sun and Moon have pick up lines

Y/n: I heard that Moon has some pick up lines and wanted to tell me so I'm gonna ask him!

Y/n: *sneaks up on Moon*

Moon: *having a conversation with Sun*

Y/n: *jumps on Moon's back*

Moon: AH FU-

Y/n: RHEHEHE

Y/N: TELL ME SOME PICK UP LIIINNNNEEEESSS!!!

Moon: Why?

Y/n: Because, I wanna be rizzed up!

Sun: I mean Moon, you do that to me all the time...

Moon: SUN SHUT-

Sun: I'm speaking the truth!

Y/n: Moon has a crush on Sunny~

Moon: Y/N SHUT-

Y/n: Never

Y/n: ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME SOME OR NOT!?

Sun: I can tell you one that Moon told me 😏

Y/n: Tell me!

Moon: SUN N-

Y/n: *covering Moons mouth*

Y/n: (ʘᴗʘ✿)

Sun: Are you a race car? Because I'm gonna break the speed limit tonight

Y/n: Wut-

Moon: (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

Y/n: Damn uh-

Y/n: That's a bit sus buddy

Sun: There is more!

Y/n: I'm all ears

Sun: Your body has 206 bones, but I have 207...

Y/n: 💀

Y/n: WELL I HAVE BETTER ONES!

Sun: I'm listening

Y/n: If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, I would be meeting you I've between the holidays~

Sun: *Blushing*

Sun: Uh-

Moon: Sun got rizzed

Y/n: This one I made up

(I actually made this one up 💀)

Y/n: Are you popcorn? Because I'm gonna butter you up and eat you tonight

Moon: *Blushing while covering his mouth*

Y/n: :>

(I'M LAZY SO SUN PASSED OUT FOR BLUSHING TO HARD!)