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just for laughs

Here are some incorrect (but scarily accurate) quotes that I got from the incorrect generator quote:

Alastor: My friends say I'm the most charismatic out of the group.
William: Well, you always have a smile on your face.
Alastor: Thank you.
William:
William: What drugs do you take?

. . .

Harry: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

. . .

Nick: Am I in trouble?
Proserpina: Take a guess.
Nick:
Nick: No?
Proserpina: Take another guess.

. . .

Alastor: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

. . .

Proserpina: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Hades: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
Proserpina:
Hades:
Thanatos:
Proserpina: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT-

. . .

Harry: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could just give lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS!

. . .

Alastor: I have feelings for you.
Proserpina: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

. . .

Roman, to the other vampires: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

. . .

Harry: *Accidentally hits Sean in the face*
Harry: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' or 'Are you okay'*
Harry: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Sean, holding his face: What’s wrong with you?!

. . .

Proserpina: Goodnight, William. Goodnight, Alastor.
Alastor: aww😍
Proserpina: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
William:
Alastor:
Alastor: Winters, what the fuck-?!

. . .

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single microorganism on planet earth:

Also me: I JUST DISCOVERED THE INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATORRRR-