Skylor: We'll find another route, it's not safe for amateur adventurers.
Cole: That sounds like a challenge.
Skylor: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Cole: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!
Skylor: There is no challenge!
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Nya: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Kai: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Cole: Waking up in the morning.
Lloyd: Waking up.
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Jay: I'm proud to say I've come over my fear of ghosts!
Skylor: Eyy, that's the spirit!
Jay: *gasps* whErE???!!!??
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Skylor: Look, Jay, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
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Kai: Where have you been all day?
Cole: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
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Nya: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Jay: Nya, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Lloyd?
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Jay: Christmas lights?
Lloyd: Check.
Cole: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Lloyd: Check.
Kai: Santa suits?
Lloyd: Check.
Skylor: Shovel?
Lloyd: Check.
Nya: Alibi and bail money?
Lloyd: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Lloyd: *pitches an idea*
Cole, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!
Skylor, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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Jay: Are you laughing at that video of Kai and Lloyd fighting?
Skylor: No.
Skylor: I'm laughing at the comments.
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Skylor, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.
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Lloyd on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Lloyd on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Jay: *falls down the stairs*
Lloyd: Are you okay?
Kai: Stop falling down the stairs!
Cole: How'd the ground taste?
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Lloyd: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Cole: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
Kai: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A COOKIE!
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Lloyd: What is this!?
Skylor: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Lloyd: Ow! Make it stop!
Skylor: Surrender to your kindness, Lloyd. It's nice to be nice.
Lloyd: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
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