Incorrect Ninjago quotes

Quotes Part 6

*Jay is ordering a cake over the phone*
Shop Employee: ...and what would you like your cake to say?
Jay, covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?

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Cole: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

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Cole: Don't stay up all night, Jay. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Jay: I know this isn't going to end well and I don't care. So don't you try and stop me, Nya!
Nya: I wasn't stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I can record this.

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Lloyd, furious: What do you mean we have homework tonight? I have books to read.

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Jay: Nya, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?
Nya: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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Nya, teaching Cole to drive: Okay, you're driving and Jay and Kai walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Cole: Oh, definitely Kai. I could never hurt Jay.
Nya, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Kai: Jay, is that legal?
Jay: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Kai: Are you drinking enough water?
Skylor: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Lloyd: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Lloyd: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

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Cole: You read my diary?
Lloyd: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Jay: I mean. Nya's just standing there now.
Jay: Waiting for me, I guess.
Jay: But it's okay, I think they've pretty much settled down.
Skylor: Settled down?
Jay: Well, they only stabbed me once.

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Cole: I just found out from Jay today that when Nya died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Kai said, "They should aim at the coffin to be sure."

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Cole: Yesterday, I watched Lloyd try to eat a decorative rock from Kai's potted plant. Nya caught them, and told them they can't eat rocks. Lloyd started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.