Kai: Okay, two person huddle.
Jay: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug..............
Cole: You don't know anything about me!
Kai: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!.............
Herumi: Wanna get out of here and grab a bite to eat.
Jay: I don't usually eat with losers.
Herumi: Neither do I but I asked you, didn't I?..............
Nya: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Herumi?
Herumi: No.
Cole: I do!
Nya: I know, Cole.
Cole: I'm sad.
Nya: I know, Cole..............
Jay: My head hurts.
Skylor: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity........
Kai: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Jay: Why?
Kai: Skylor fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Nya: Cole doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"..................
Lloyd: Hey Kai, I've got an idea for how to solve this.
Kai, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?
Lloyd: Wh- No! That's not the idea, Kai!..............
Nya: Kai likes to win. When they were 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.
Nya: Kai walked the neighborhood till he got blisters on his feet, and won by 10 boxes.
Nya: Best part is, Kai wasn't even a Club Scout...............
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