In Another World with Fusion Magic

Chapter 1: Summoned by an Airheaded Goddess!?

The last thing I remembered was feeling peace and regret. I was at peace with dying, but I held regret for not buying that new VR game that came out. I was really excited because of its premise too.

After that, I felt sleepy and began dozing off while seeing a bright yellow light and hearing panicked and confused voices.

When I next awoke, I saw a pure white void. Only a faintly girly smell came to me. I also saw a yellow figure that looked, rather somewhat vaguely like a girl.

"How rude! I am a girl, you know?!" She said while pouting, I think?

"Eh, wait, did you just read my thoughts?" I asked.

"Of course, 'cause I'm a Goddess!" She replied.

Ah, I see.

"Wait, why are you looking at me like I'm some hopeless nobody?!" She screamed.

Well, isn't it obvious, Miss Goddess?

Someone who goes around saying "I'm a Goddess! So It's fine!" Even though it's not fine at all.

Seriously...

Wait, wasn't I supposed to be dead? I thought as I looked towards my body, it was...grotesque.

I remember going home from school early, and then a truck? No, no, don't tell me Truck-kun finally got me?

"Truck-kun, who's that?" The Goddess asked.

Ah, I see. I really am dead now.

"Nope~ You're not dead silly. Well, you technically are but also aren't?"

"What does that even mean?" I asked.

"Umm, lemme see, so you got hit by a truck, right? Then, while you were about to pass on to the after life, I happened to summon you here?~ So, I guess it's like that? You know, suspended animation?~" She replied.

"So, then, why did you summon me? Is it to beat a demon king or something?" I asked.

I wasn't too interested in being some Hero or whatever, so she better have a good reason-

"Umm, let's see, I was bored?" She answered.

"What do you mean, bored?" I asked.

"Uhh, I got bored cuz no summonings were scheduled today, so...I kind of...messed around with my summoning powers for a bit, and without thinking, poof, here you are?~" She said.

I see. I kinda felt it before, but now I know for sure. This Goddess...is an Airhead.

"H-How rude! H-Hmph! Why does everyone always think that when they meet me?!~" She tried putting on a tough act, followed by balling her eyes out.

I watched this Airheaded Goddess cry for about three minutes. It was kinda weird given the way she looks though.

"Well, if that's the case, could you, maybe, reincarnate me to another world?" I asked in suspense.

"Sure." The goddess replied immediately.

"A lot of people request this nowadays for some reason, thought I'm not sure why? Is it a trend of some sort?" She asked.

"Kind of, I guess. For some people. Also, before you do so, can I choose where to go?" I asked.

"Sure! Most like the typical medieval fantasy world, so I'm guessing you probably want that too?" She answered.

"Yes, and also, can I have fusion magic?" I asked.

"Fusion Magic? Never heard of it." She replied, confused.

"It's like this..." I explained.

"Huh, that's...interesting...but sorry it doesn't exist." The goddess answered.

"I see." I replied, dejected.

"But don't worry! It only takes, like, a minute to make it according to what you want!" She said, cheerily.

She raised up one of her hands and began chanting profane words that I definitely can't repeat aloud for fear of being arrested.

As she continued chanting a glowing orange ball of energy slowly formed and grew.

Then, after exactly a minute, she was done.

"There! See?" She said, pointing to the orange orb of energy.

"See what?" I asked.

"Oh, right! I forgot. Here!" She replied as she thrust the energy orb into my body.

After that, my body began to feel incredibly painful like I'd just been hit by a truck, oh wait that is what happened.

Well, anyways, the pain was unbearable to the point many dark thoughts surfaced, and only the pure drive to use fusion magic gave me the will to push past the pain.

"Wow~ That was incredibly hot and manly! If I wasn't, like, a gajillion years older than you, I'd probably ask you out!" The goddess said, once the pain was gone and I was finally calming down.

Ugh, I can't wait to get out of here.

"Wow! Rude! Anyway, since you got that magic skill thingy you wanted, I'mma just pop you over to the world I manage, ok?" She said.

"Can you give me a few min-aaaaahhhhh!"

A hole had opened up beneath my feet, which obviously caused me to begin plummeting to my demise...