I woke up and went to eat breakfast with Albert at a restaurant. I ordered waffles he ordered pancakes.
Albert: What do you think is better, waffles or pancakes?
You: waffles dumbass
Albert: NO ITS PANCAKES DUMBASS
You: You have bad taste in food
Albert: You have bad taste in men
You: COME ON IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME
Albert: YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM THEN GOT BACK WITH HIM 100000 TIMES FUDJSJSHDJCNDBXJXJDJMDKCIC
You: True
Albert: Yeah never trust a guy named Karl
You: Yeah never trust a girl named Kirsten
Albert: BAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: Kirsten is a bitch for doing that to you
Albert: Yeah.
You and albert head home.
SHORT CHAPTER BC IM LAZY IEIDHCUCDIDMFNCIFID
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