Harry wanted to keep our time together really low key (he's so considerate and SO romantic, and of course sexy), so we went to Lima, Ohio. We snuck into the football field to have a night of fun, where no one would suspect us. As the night went on, I touched grass for the first time in 18 years, usually sticking to complaining about transgender people on the internet. They're just so annoying. I then snuck into the concession stand and stole some month old chips. They were so yummy, really cured my case of the munchies after me and my shmukums smoked 2 whole carts of extremely high grade cannibis. I was still hungry, like an alpha wolf, so we snuck into the cafeteria. However, we were not alone, the rest on 1D was there!!! I was about to cry out of joy, but they weren't happy. "You took our shmoopie from us!" They shouted at me. They then started passionately making out. However, my Harry was not having it, and so we stole and hot wired their tour bus and started the engine. We shot out of Lima, Ohio faster than zayn left 1D and started on our long journey to live happily together.
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