As we pulled up to my address (i have no idea where Shmoopie found my address but it's fine he's my true love so whatever) I clutched the stinky orange cat close to my chest. We had already formed a big, large, ginormous bond (I named him teriyaki chicken). Harry was having trouble parking an entire tour bus in a residential drive way, so we ended up parked at the abortion clinic down the street, and walked around 20 minutes back to my house. I rang the bell, but there was no answer, so I rang again. After 16 times ringing the bell, my tired mother opened the door. "Y/n!! Where have you been! The dishes were supposed to be done when you left and then you don't come back for 3 days??? That's an extremely terrible thing to do!" "Mom, I got married. You can come out babe" Harry came out from behind our garbage bins. He was kinda smelly because I was also supposed to take out the garbage when I left. But he made a raccoon friend so it's probably fine. "Ello, Love" "Oh my goodness gracious and the heavens above is that harrison styles!" "Yes" I said to her, my beautiful large blue orbs filling up with my favorite salty, sodium filled tears. My mother welcomed harry into our home and I took him up to my bedroom. "Wow you have a lot of posters of yours truely " Harry is SOO observant.
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"Thank you so much shmoopie, I'm just really dedicated to loving you." 🥰🥰
