Yugioh discovers Facebook

Derpy DJ: the dating therapist

Yugi has updated his status:

YAY!! RHI IS BACK!!! I AM NOT EVIL ANYMORE!!!

Comments:

Rhi: u pulled me out of Paradise..I WAS IN THE PLACE FOR HEROES!!! THEY SERVED MY EVERY NEED AND U PULLED ME OUT OF FRIGGIN PARADISE!!!!

Yami; Yea, yug, u completely forgot that Rhi was in paradise.

Yugi: RHI'S BACK AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS!!!

Rhi:  I'm going back.

Yugi: What?! NO! I HAD TO KILL LAUGHING JACK TO BRING U BACK!!!

Rhi: U killed friggin laughing jack?!?!

Yugi: *gasps* were u cheating on me with some dead hero guy!!

Rhi; No!

Joey: god, they r like a old married couple.

Tea; THEY NEED A THERAPIST!!

Derpy Dj: I will be the...whatever u said!

Joey: u have any experience?

Derpy DJ: nope.

Tea; Are you certified?

Derpy DJ: nope.

Joey: Perfect! Ur hired!

Yugi and Rhi: *arguing*

Derpy DJ: ok. First. Yell at each other all the time. That shows u are a couple.

Yugi: that makes no sense.

Derpy DJ: And that's excatly why u should do it. :3

Derpy DJ: Next, Rhi. Look at what..um..ur boyfriend...yea...did to get u back.

Rhi: He killed Laughing Jack. And made the entire Creepypasta and Hades afraid of him.

Derpy DJ: Holy Cow dude! U killed Laughing Jack! Awesome! :3

Joey: maybe I should of looked at the experienced therapists...

Derpy DJ: Now, kiss and make up like they do in the movies.

Yugi: um...we kinda never kissed...

Derpy DJ: R u f****** with me?!

Rhi: no.

Derpy DJ: then skip the kiss and make up. :3

Yugi: sorry I pulled u out of paradise...

Rhi: Ok...I will never forgive you. Ever. But I guess I could stay and stuff.

Yugi: Yay!!

Yami: Who the heck is Derpy DJ?! And what does derpy mean?

Joey: You r so stupid Yami.

Yami: It isn't my fault I'm a dead pharaoh from 5000 years ago which if u didn't know, 5000 years ago they had no technology!!!!!

Joey: Geesh man.