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FNAF

Ray has updated her status:

LETS PLAY FNAF!!!!!

Comments:

Yugi: K.

Joey: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Tea: I wonder why Joey is acting like that. Lets play.

Yami: sure..whatever fnaf is..

Bakura: YESSSSS

Marik: NOOOOOO

Ryou: Why does the world hate me..

Rhi: eh. Fine.

Ray: OMA Lets play!!!

Marik: Oma?

Ray: Oh My Awesomeness!!!!!

Night One...

Yami and Yugi..

Yami: Ok...

Phone guy: Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?

Yugi: Ok...

Phone guy: Uh, let'ssee, firstthere's an introductory greeting fromthe company that I'm supposedto read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun cometo life. FazbearEntertainment is not responsible for damageto property or person. Upon discovering thatdamage or death hasoccurred, a missing person report will be filedwithin 90 days, or as soon property and premiseshave been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

Yami: What?! This job sucks?!

Yugi: Why would someone want to work here?!

Phone guy: Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.

Yami: I blame them.

Yugi: So..in the game..we can't kill the animatronic characters...

Yami: This sucks!

Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?

Yugi: WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT?!

Yami: This guy sucks!

Phone guy: Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a nightwatchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you asa person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit.