Yugioh discovers Facebook

FANGIRL ARMY

Kaiba has updated his status:

NO STEVE. Only one of your family can enter.

Comments:

Steve the Good Guy: Please, let me wife and baby in there.

Kaiba: I said only one! Two more people will depleted the supplies faster than they already are.

Steve the Good Guy: ITS ONLY A BABY!

Kaiba: Look. I don't care about your baby or anyone else's baby. You are lucky I am letting one of your family members inside.

Steve the Good Guy:...take my son. If I don't survive the fangirls, tell him that I died a hero.

Kaiba: *takes baby* Kay, thanks. Bye bye now.

Steve the Good Guy: *walks outside* Oh, hello my lovely wife. Why do you have - OH NO! YOU HAVE TURNED FANGIRL! AHHH!!!! *dies*

Kaiba: *eyes widen in fear* *coughs nervously * Uh, Janitor?

Janitor: I already told you that I am not cleaning up the dead bodies!

Kaiba: ITS BEEN FIVE DAYS!

Janitor: Yeah! And I am not dying just to clean up the sidewalk!

Kaiba: Fine, give me the citizen report.

Janitor: Well, Iron Man-

Kaiba: NO MORE TALK ABOUT TONY STARK!

Janitor: ...He took over your company. And he's kicking you out 

Kaiba: *laughs* Oh, good prank, Janitor.

Janitor: Do you even know my name?.... Anyway *holds up gun* It's not a joke. Stark pays better.

Kaiba: *holds up baby* You wouldn't shoot a guy with an orphan baby.

Janitor: Don't try me. I have been waiting for a while to kill you.

Kaiba: CURSE YOU TONY STARK! ALL BECAUSE I TRIED TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR COMPANY!

             Meanwhile

Yugi has updated his status:

It is just a misunderstanding, Duke!

Comments:

Yami: Yeah, how was I supposed to know that you still didn't get the cure to the gender bend potion!

Duke: YOU LAUGHED WHEN THOSE GUYS HIT ON ME!

Joey: Well, it was pretty funny..

Duke: IT WAS NOT!

Joey: I guess you just had to be there.

Duke: ....Don't even dare try to make that joke.

Téa: Wait, Duke. Why aren't you acting like a crazy fan?

Duke: Because I volunteered willingly to be on their side!

Yami: All because we forgot to give you the potion.

Duke: Yes. That is correct.

Yugi: ...This is even more confusing than the fangirl army.

Kaiba: *knocks on door* LET ME IN!!  PLEASE! THEY ARE RIGHT BEHIND ME!

Joey: Why should we you jerk! You didn't let us in and eat your fancy rich people food!

Kaiba: *lies* Because I, uh, uh... Knew that you all would survive out here. Yeah.

Joey: Yeah right!

Yami: Yeah, Kaiba. Karma is taking its toll on you.

Kaiba: *baby cries* I HAVE A BABY!

Duke: Wait, what!  How are you a father!

Yami: KAIBA HAD A GIRLFRIEND!

Kaiba: Don't let the poor baby suffer!

Téa: *opens door*

Kaiba: Yes!

Joey: That's a million dollar fee by the way.

Kaiba: What? *looks through empty pockets * I usually have that much on me... That's werid. *tries to find check book* Huh, the fangirls must have taken it...

Yami: Oh, how's your company?

Tristan: Is it going well?

Téa: I just bought shares and I need to know if business is going well.

Kaiba: Well.....uh..... Iron.... Idiots... Something funny to distract you all...

Yami: *gets a call* Hello? Ah, yes, we are still alive. We got a plan to beat this war. You? Ah, I told you buying all of those shares would work. I know, it's so easy. Pegasus did it before. Yeah, thanks for everything. Bye.

Kaiba: What?

Yami: Also, any spots on the Avengers? No, you had a Civil War? That sucks. Bye.

Joey: Uh, what was that?

Kaiba: *throws Yugi/Yami outside*

Yugi: AHHHH

            Meanwhile...

Evil_Fangirl has updated her status:

Ember! How's Duke's potion going?

Comments:

Ember: I AM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!

Customer+Fangirl: I need a potion to turn boys into the rare fanboys.

Ember: No one wants a glitter potion now a days... Uh, yes! 500 bucks please!

Customer+Fangirl: That much!

Ember: 600!

Customer+Fangirl: Hey!

Ember: Sorry, the demand just sky rocketed. You all saw it!

Customer+Fangirl: *pays*

Evil_Fangirl: Also, your brainwashing potion isn't working on Ray.

Ember: I told you that it doesn't work on insane people.

Evil_Fangirl: BUT SHE IS NOT-

Ember: Also it doesn't work on strong willed people.

Evil_Fangirl: But she isn't!

Ember: Well, it doesn't work on people that break the fourth wall.

Ray: HELP ME WRITERS! STOP TORTURING YOUR CHARACTERS!

Evil_Fangirl: -_- Dartz! Is your magic ready!

Dartz: *sleeping*

Evil_Fangirl: Yami Marik! Are you ready to fight!

Yami Marik: *eating iced blood* It's my day off...

Evil_Fangirl: OMR! Rhi!

Rhi: *writing terrible cliche fanfic*

Evil_Fangirl: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR PEOPLE!

(A/N: Okay, I forgot who wanted to be the potion girl, but tada! And yes, this fic is back from the grave! With a pretty new cover I made! )