𝓦𝒶𝓇𝓈𝒶𝓌 || 𝐅𝐞𝐳

V

One of their worst fights with other people happened before winter break of their ninth grade year.

"You're so fuckin childish, O'Neil. Fuck outta my way." Jade snapped, pushing Fez out of the way of the water fountain. They were in gym class, the class having just run a mile to see if they'd improved at all.

"Don't push me." Fez smacked the back of her head, making it bounce off the fountain and water to go in her nose.

"Bitch-" Jade stopped herself, wiping her face and shaking her head. "Childish."

"I happen to think I'm very mature." Fez grinned and slung his arm around her neck, Jade rolling her eyes and pushing it off. He scowled and put her in a headlock, bending back and nearly flipping her over his shoulder.

"Fuckin- lemme go!" Jade planted her feet firmly and tried prying his arms off. She huffed when he jumped on her back, stumbling before balancing herself. "Careful, people might think we're best friends."

"Barely even an acquaintance." Fez mumbled, Jade laughing and walking around to find something to do.

While they had their problems with each other, they were also there for each other.

And you know the saying. "One fight we all fight."

"Bro's down bad."

"Chill, he might like being bitched." The guys laughed as they watched Fez do some pushups with Jade on his back mocking him, the girl side eyeing them before continuing to talk shit. "Could be his kink or somethin."

"Yo, do y'all have a fuckin problem?" She finally snapped, Fez stopping and looking over at the guys. "Hellooo? Can't hear all of a fuckin sudden?"

"We're just wondering what kinda dog food you feed bitch boy here." One of the guys chuckled, Jade getting up and stepping til she was chest to chest with him.

"Only bitches I'm seein here is you losers. Fuck off."

"J." Fez mumbled, pulling her back by her shirt. He knew first hand how she could get if she was pushed and he did not feel like fighting today. Especially after running for three and a half minutes straight.

(Boohoo bitch I ran my shit ten minutes straight. I got worse from then on.)

"Nah. These bitches wanna keekee, let's all laugh." Fez grabbed hold of her arms, pulling her back against him so he could hold her better. "Don't you watch yo girl get ran through by your brothers and just take that shit? Yo brothers tag team yo girlfriend and you sit there like a bitch and accept that shit."

"Oh my god, Jade no." Fez could tell the guy was pissed and embarrassed as his friends laughed.

"Yo, control yo bitch."

"Hold on bro, she ain't no bitch. Don't get mad cause yo shit put on blast."

"Fuck is you laughin for? Ain't you the same nigga that go around on that macho 'I'm not gay' shit, but I got evidence of you getting dome from Steve under the bleachers?" Fez's jaw dropped a bit, feeling laughter bubble up. "Yeah, ain't think nobody was gon' see. Horny ass, do that shit at yo fuckin house nasty. This is school."

"Steve dawg?"

"AHT! Don't you start cause you the same negro that got caught kissin his cousin at Mike's party last weekend. Hands in pants and everything, y'all was damn near fuckin."

"Oh that's nasty." Fez mumbled, Jade nodding.

"Right? You fuckin on Mrs. Rogers old ass, you give Mr. Smith head for that wack ass C you got in his class, and you just dirty in general. Let's not start."

"Start? You got more?"

"Shut the fuck up!" The first guy threw the ball he had in his hands at Jade, hitting her in the face.

And that's how you get jumped by Fez and Jade.

Would not recommend.

"Hey! Hey! HEY!"

"Stop them!"

"Oh my god!" What started as two on three quickly became two on six, Fez and Jade fighting three guys at the same time.

"Bitch!" Jade slammed one of them on the floor, sending a kick to his side when he went to get up while Fez knocked another one out. "STOP FUCKIN PLAYIN WIMME!"

She didn't care about the other two, going in on the guy that hit her with the ball. He was screaming and covering his head, Jade grabbing his hair and slamming his head into the floor.

"Watch ou- what?" Jade came from around Fez and jumped on another one, leaving Fez with one more person to deal with.

"Sleep, bitch!" Jade ground out, choking the boy out as he tried flinging her off of him. He tried choking her back, but she forced his arms down with her legs and kept them pinned at his sides. "Say sorry."

He gasped for air when she let up, administrators coming in and pulling her and Fez away from the kids on the ground. They fist bumped before being dragged away and to the office, the two of them huffing for breath.

"....you were doing your pushups like a bitch."

"Fuck you, bruh."

I don't think they've ever had a big fight since the one that started their weird disliking towards each other.

Of course they fight, but not one that'll make everyone go "oh my god this is their breaking point" or "holy shit they're gonna kill each other."

After that day in the gym, and after they came back from suspension, everyone was walking on eggshells around them.

They were practically alienated by the whole school just because they managed to beat the shit out of a few guys.

"Eat." Jade tossed Fez half of her sandwich when she sat down, the boy catching it and sliding a fruit cup to her. She was mildly irritated since her period had started and until she reached her last two and a half days, Fez wouldn't start any fights with her.

Last time he'd done that, she almost stabbed him with her pencil.

"Comin to the store later?"

"Walkin?"

"Yeah, sure."

"Okay."

Again, those two were fucking in love with each other so bad they hated each other.

Everyone has a comfort they go to when they get stressed.

Jade has baking. She loves making sweets to calm herself down.

Fez had Jade.

"Hey."

"Go away, I'm not for it today." Fez had left in the middle of class, Jade finding him out on the field with his face buried in his hands. He sounded close to crying. "I- I'm not."

"Fez."

"Don't." Jade hesitantly wrapped her arms around him, Fez finally breaking down and hugging her tightly.

"It's okay. Just breathe, you don't have to talk."

Like, I wouldn't lift my enemy up like that. I would watch that bitch spiral and laugh.

"-so- oh." Jade felt weight on her back, turning her head and seeing Fez press his head into her shoulder. She pat his head, turning back to the people she was talking to and continuing her conversation.

"You lucky you light as a bitch." Jade grumbled when Fez threw himself on her, the boy staying quiet as they laid on the gym floor. She sighed, looking back at the paper she was reading. "Learn Morse Code with me."

"Mm mm." Jade kissed her teeth, muttering under her breath.

If you say they weren't crushing on each other, you're lying to yourself.

(It's not good to be delusional, babes.)