AVM/AVA Oneshots (Ships, Skits etc)

Chaos on a fortress (Blue x Yellow)

The Nether was awfully quiet. The crimson forest stood still, lava occasionally washing up the blood red coast and setting the trees on fire. Striders made their way across the banks, sometimes dunking their entire body into the lava. A Ghast flew by, slightly howling before screeching as it flew into a descending pillar of Lava.

Wither Skeletons standing upon a fortress were killed by a white laser and killed instantly. Two figures landed on the fortress. One held a sack, a scythe and a shining crossbow, loaded with a firework. He turned to his partner who was slightly taller and held a blue staff with a strange block within.

"What do we need again?" The taller one enquired, her voice hushed as to not alert any of the nearby Mobs. The other put replied "We need to get new loot. You know, blaze powder, ghast tears, wither skulls, nether warts-"

'Cough, cough "Drugs" cough.'

Blue looked at Yellow but brushed off her remark. He continued "Anyways, you get that spawner there. I'll take care of some mobs back here.  Don't die bitch.".

"Don't fret about me, bastard,".

"Same with you, whore.".

"Drug addicted fuckwit.".

The two separated,  Yellow heading to the spawner while blue armed himself with another crossbow. Battle sounds could be heard all round. From one end of the fortress, skulls flew and Ghast's shot fireballs. Blue ran this way and that, collecting Netherwarts using a TNT blast and eliminating foes with his crossbow in rainbow filled explosions. Meanwhile, on the other side, Blazes, Skeletons and Ghasts all swarmed around Yellow. Within mere seconds, each would die, dropping like flies. A fireball hurled towards Blue as she directing her staff at him. He disappeared, landing from above onto a Ghast.

As Yellow fought off monsters and collected their loot, Blue used two fishing Rods to make the Ghast attack the other hostile entities below, all the loot drops of which flew to Yellow, thanks to her command staff. She spawned in a wolf then gave it over hundred effects and struck most Mobs in the vicinity. Despite having 8 seconds of effects, thousands of Monsters died. 

Blue watched on. He thought about every time she had saved him. Had helped him. Had loved him. Doubts about himself filled his head. What had he done for her? Why would she be with him when there were so many others he could have chosen? Hell, right now he was just a stupid fool flying on a Ghast like an idiot. Meanwhile she was there, fighting hordes, creating barriers to defend herself. But her wounds were increasing. A fireball here, infected stone sword there. The damage was piling up. He decided to go help her.

She was too focused on everything around her. A Blaze spawned in behind her. Blue jumped off the Ghast, killing it with a firework as Yellow teleported him away from the fall into Lava and onto the Ledge of the Fortress. Time seemed to slow down as a fireball was launched, striking the staff. Blue ran forward, fishing rod in hand as he tried to catch the falling command block. Seconds seemed to lengthen into hours as he pulled back and drew his crossbow. Yellow could only turn as another fireball flew straight for her.

 She flew back, the fireball colliding with a firework, destroying the spawner and most of that part of the fortress. In an instant, Blue's fishing rod had pulled her up, out of the danger. The Command block fell onto a ledge where numerous wither skeletons roamed while Blue reeled in the staff as it fell.

Yellow sat on the hard netherack, here breathe shallow as her wounds echoed throughout her body with pain. Blue passed her a milk bucket and a golden apple, placing Cobblestone down to avoid the horde of nightmarish creatures. 

"You ok?" he asked, worried. "Yeah. Let's j.....just get out of this fucking p..place.". She coughed up a dark red gooey substance, her throat and arms a darkened yellow.