I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO NAME THIS (Countryhumans Canada X USSR) (DICONTINUED)

Chapter 1

*USSR stumbles up to Canada's door, drunk as fuck*
USSR: *KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Canada: *Gets up out of bed and goes to door*
USSR: HHHHhhhhEeeeeeYyYyyyy mmmMaaAnnNN
Canada: What are you doing here? It's, like, 3 am dude!
USSR: LlLlLlLleEEEettTTTT mMMMEeee iiIIIiNNnNN
Canada: Are you drunk?
USSR: NNNNnnnnnnnnNnnnnoOoOOOOOo
Canada: You're drunk. *Leads USSR into living room* Sit down. *Sits USSR into a chair*
USSR: wwwwWWwHhhhhAtAaAtTTTT AAaaaarrreeeE YyYYOOouuUu DdDDOOOiiNnngg
Canada: *Hoists up USSR and brings him into bed* You, need to sleep off the alchohol!
USSR: IIIIIiiiIMMMM nnNoOOTTTt SssSSsllllEeEEepPPppPPpPyYYYy
Canada: No. *Puts hand on USSR's shoulder* You need to go to sleep now. *Tucks in USSR*
USSR: OOOOkkkkeEEeeyYYY iIIii GGguuUeeessssss
Canada: *Tucks in USSR and gets in bed with him* 
Canada (In mind): Dammit I only have one bed.. I guess I'm gonna have to sleep with him...
Both: *Falls asleep*



Thanks for reading chapter 1! USSR's drunk lines were a pain in the ass to make so thanks for reading this! Also, if you don't like my style of writing this, it being this;
Person A: Hi!
Person B: Hello
then just deal with it! I'm not gonna change it and you can give me all the hate comments you want, I don't care! :3

Onwards, to the next chapter! By the way, Chapter 2 is coming out... (I'd say soon but that would be a lie) it's probably gonna come out sometime next week.. See you guys then! :3