Crack fiction with my GF

Cliff

I was walking around, eating blades of grass off the ground when I thought I'd take a walk. I'd walk for hours upon hours until my toes fell off. I scooped them into my pocket and saved them for later 🤪.

I looked up to see a dashing person sitting on a cliff, but just then they fell off the cliff and on top of me.

The fuckin' end.