Bag memories

CH1-The Bag

          It was a beautiful mourning. Wick(Water condensation) skipped down the stairs holding a tiny fluffy white bunny in their hands. The bunny was purring slowly like a motorboat and it warmed Wick's heart. Wick was certain it was going to be a good day. "WATER MODERN CONDENSATION!!!" They were using Wick's full name so it must be a very urgent. The Wick thought. The annoying voice pierced Wick's ears and caused them to bleed very bad.  "YESS?" Wick yelled back. "NOW DON'T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AGAINST ME YOUNGSTERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed the voice downstairs. "BRING ME HOT WATER!" Holding their hand against their ear, Wick brought the water to the annoying voice. "WHY ARE YOUR EARS BLEEDING WATER MODERN CONDENSATION???!!" The voice shouted. "I don't know." Wick started to the door, sneaking a depth stare at the excruciating annoying loud murderous sound.

          Wick opened their laptop. They began watching Wetube. Blood dripped onto the screen, but Wick was too occupied and fascinated by the very pretty bag a reviewer was holding to notice. They clicked on the video, and suddenly their eyes were full of wonder and fascination. The bag was beautiful-in fact, not just beautiful-absolutely gorgeous. It was pink, crystals lined the outer layer, bright stars and wonderful patches of color were sprinkled onto it-complete with a set of bunny ears. Sunshine and rainbows appeared all around them are they saw a very beautiful magical rainbow unicorn wearing the bag. "Wow, I love your bag unicorn." Wick gasped in wonder. "Thank you my dear chum chum, I bought it off IBay!" IBay... Suddenly, Wick had an amazing fantastic idea.  They opened up IBay...and there it was, the beautiful, really good, fantastical, amazing, wonderful, quirky, cute, pretty, handsome, one-of-a-kind, never seen before, not like other bags, amazing, literally had anime eyes, a harem, with gorgeous toenails bag. Wick's face lit up in delight. I  have to buy this.