a few years ago
you may or may not have heard this story but i am going to share with you my emotional and heartbreaking toilet experience when i was in primary 5. i hope you will be able to relate to this emotional story...
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it was a normal thursday morning in school. everything was going well until i felt the irresistible urge to go and lao sai. usually, i would avoid going to the toilet in school because goddamn the toilet damn stinky and the floors are wet and the toilet bowl got shit stain. but this time, i actually couldn't hold in my shit any longer because if i didn't let it all out in the toilet, i think i'll be shitting myself in class.
so, i ran to the toilet. i ran as FAST AS THE SPEED OF LIGHT. shit shit shit pls don't shit yourself omg pls no pls no i thought to myself.
i ran into the available cubicle and holy shit i took one of the best shits i've ever taken in my entire life. i felt like i had no more problems anymore and nothing around me mattered.
suddenly, i started farting really loudky because whenever i lao sai, i fart so fucking loud until you can hear me from chinatown. i begged ghat no one else was in the same toilet as me BUT, I HEARD TWO PEOPLE TALKING OITSIDE. WHAT THE FUCK IK THEM BRO THEY'RE IN THE CLASS NEXT TO MY CLASS AND ONE OF THEM USED TO BE IN THE SAME MATH CLASS AS ME BRO i thought to myself.
i tried not to fart but my ass didn't listen. i started farting lije a farting madhine which could never stop. shit la they confirm hear me farting bro i thought to myself.
i prayed for them to leave soon so they wouldn't see me and know it was me who was the one who was farting like shit. BUT, THEY DIDN'T LEAVE. omg hurry up morning assembly going to start soon i already wipe my ass yall still out there talking about slime i screamed internally.
FINALLY, THEY LEFT. i got out of the cubicle and quickly washed my hands and walked badk to class.
when i stepped oit of the toilet, I SAW THE TWO GIRKS WHO WERE TALKING IN THE TOILET STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE TOILET. i want to kms they for sure know it's me now i thought to myself. i was crying on the inside at this point i wanted to disappear from earth and remove my exitence from this world.
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i still get nightmares about this
