this was like last month or smth btw
i was playing project sekai in my room when suddenly the urge to shit came. but i ignored it because it disappeared.
10 minutes later, the urge to shit came back and i ran to the toilet faster than how i ran during 2.4km. i also brought my phone with me so it could entertain me when i'm shitting.
while i was shitting, i was scrolling through tiktok and watching those taxi master drawings (when it was appearing all over my fyp 😥). i was trying to get my shit out but it couldn't come out but i ignored it and thought that it would come out of my ass soon.
5 minutes and the shit was not even halfway out of my ass. not only was it hard to get it out, IT WAS ALSO SO FUCKING PAIN LIKE WHAT THE FLIP IT'S MORE PAINFUL THAN ME FALLING DOWN IN PRIMARY SCHOOL EVERY YEAR. i felt like my ass was on fire and like it was burning like shit that i thought my ass was going to fucking explode.
i was very convinced that i was shitting out my organs at this point and i also thought of pulling out my shit with my hands WITH TOILET PAPER OFC I DON'T WANT MY HANDS TO BE COVERED IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. but i was too lazy so i continued trying to push out my shit.
5 minutes later and it was only nearly halfway out. i thought i was going to be stuck on the toilet bowl forever tryimg to push out my shit and maybe i may just die due to me accidentally shitting out my organs instead. i decided to start pushing even harder and IT WAS THE WORST THING I HAD EVER DONE IN THE TOILET BEFORE I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS.
finally the shit came out and my ass still felt like it was burning after coming out of the toilet. but it's fine because at least i got my shit out
