My Joker ~ The Bad Guys {Mr. Piranha x Vigilante Au Oc Teresa

Chapter 2 - The Gang

The two exits the diner, cars stopping at their tracks and people running from them as they head to a bank. Wolf turns to Joker and says, "Pizza, huh?" Joker shrugs and says, "What can I say? I know what I like." The two enter the bank as people run away before Wolf says, "Don't mind us, just robbing this place." Joker went the other way, which Wolf followed. The alarm goes off as the two rushed out through the window, carrying bags of money in their hands. The two goes into the alley, with Wolf going into his car he parked and Joker throwing a briefcase in the air, which shifts into a motorcycle as Joker jumps on and drives out the alley, along with Wolf.

The two drove in the streets as Wolf drives near Joker, lowers his window and held his fist up before saying, "Go bad..." Joker gave him a fist bump and says, "...or go home." They both laughed as Joker speeds up. Wolf looks at the camera and says, "Hey, you. Get over here." The camera zooms in a little as he says, "Little bit closer." The camera doesn't get closer before Wolf says, "Oh, I know what it is." He drove closer to the camera and says, "You're afraid because I'm the... the Big Bad Wolf. Well, I'm not surprised."

"I am the villain in every story. Isn't that right, Tess?" Joker, or Tess, groans from annoyance and says, "Could you not say my real name to them? They don't have to know!" Wolf chuckled and says to the camera, "Tess' a really short name to be a guy's name, but we gave that nickname to our new member, Teresa, aka, the Joker." A title card that says Teresa, aka the Joker, appeared below Teresa while Wolf explains, "Tess is a lot of things: a prankster, stealthy, a bit of a chaotic fox. Before us, she was never identified and never caught, and she was only skilled for one thing, and that was pranking the pants off of people."

The scene shows Teresa, aka Joker, pulling lots of pranks on people, even pulling a random guy's pants down in public, revealing his boxers before Wolf continues, "Literally." Scene moves to him and says, "She's also my second best bud. *singsongy* And today's her anniversary." Teresa rolls her eyes from the mask and says, "Not relevant." Wolf held her with his arm and says, "She's a sweetheart. You're a sweetheart." Teresa gets out of his grip and speeds up. Wolf chuckled and drives behind her, but without her knowing, he slows down on a small cafe.

Just then, Wolf's first best friend and reptile, Mr. Snake, bursts out from the door while holding a safe with his tail. Wolf opens the passenger door and Snake dives inside, speeding away. Snake turns to him and says, "Right on time." "Since when was I not on time?" Wolf asks before turning to the camera, saying, "Say hello to Mr. Snake. Serpentine, safe-cracking machine. Imagine Houdini but with no arms. Kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty, then steal it from you."

"He's also my best bud." He speeds up next to Teresa while Snake does his work on the safe before saying to Teresa, "Happy anniversary, Terry. Be grateful that we remembered." Teresa rolls her eyes playfully at that before Snake remembers something, vomits out a sealed cup and hands it to her, saying, "Here's your gift." She was a bit grossed out from that before he says, "Hey, made sure to seal it in tight before swallowing it for you." She notices that he gave her her favorite drink: iced coffee with mocha, French vanilla, and some cold foam on top as she says, "Aw, you're melting my heart." Snake then says, "Don't be too sappy." They hear a siren behind as police cars chase them.

Wolf and Teresa speeds up from the police when they see a line of red lights in front. "Watch this." Wolf said as he drives. On one of the traffic lights, a female tarantula opens her laptop and hacks into the traffic lights while Wolf says, "Three. Two. One." All of the red lights turned green as the tarantula jumps down and inside the car as Wolf says, "And over here is Ms. Tarantula, our in-house hacker, our pocket search engine, our traveling tech wizard. We call her Webs."

Webs got to his shoulder as he says to the spider, "Very slick, Webs." "I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system, grounded their chopper, *singsongy* and one more thing~" Teresa gave a glare as she says, "You didn't." Just then, a person driving on a scooter drove near them, cake in hand and says, "I got a special delivery for-" He sees them and screamed, dropping the cake and lost focus of his scooter. Wolf caught the cake as Webs says to Teresa, "Happy anniversary, Miss Prankster." Wolf and Snake laughs as Teresa says, "I think I hate you." They drive to a construction site, where one worker was directing a crane carrying some Port O Potties. As the car and motorcycle drove by, he made the crane drop the cargo to block the police's way. The worker ran to the car and jumps inside, removing his uniform to reveal the apex predator, Mr. Shark.

He chuckled and says, "Guys, it's me. I was the construction worker." Wolf explains about Shark, "And this is Mr. Shark, master of disguise, apex predator of a thousand faces. His greatest trick: stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa." Shark was up on Snake's personal space before Snake pushed the bigger fish back, saying, "Watch it, big tuna. I'm trying to work here." Shark puts a hat on Snake and says, "Keep it cool, baby. Anniversaries are suppose to be chill."

Teresa laughs at that before she decides to butt in to the audience, "And rounding out the crew..." Inside one police car, the cargo door was making some thudding sound, catching one officer's attention. The storage opens to reveal Mr. Piranha, the small fish as he yells, "Surprise!" He attacks the officer and jumps out while Teresa says, "...is Mr. Piranha. He's a loose cannon with a short fuse, willing to scrap with anyone or anything. He's brave, he's fearless...Uh, who am I kidding? He's crazy. And one more thing to add: he's also my small boyfriend." Piranha jumps high and nearly missed landing inside the car, but Teresa managed to catch him as he laughs, saying, "Santo cielo, that's a lot of po-po."

Teresa laughs at that before Webs asks, "Uh, Piranha, did we forget something?" "What?" Piranha asks, not knowing until Shark says to him, "The present. You know." Piranha realized before he gets nervous and says, "Oh, um...Of-of course I didn't forget." He lets out a small fart before Teresa says, "You know you fart when you lie, right?" Piranha denies and says, "What? No, I fart when I'm nervous."

"Yeah. Nervous about lying." Webs said before Piranha's stomach gurgles. Teresa acts quickly and tossed him inside the car through the sun roof as he says, "Sorry." He lets out a huge fart, filling the car with green gas as the others yelled, "Piranha!" Teresa speeds up as they opened the windows to let the fart out for fresh air, which the fart travels back onto the police cars as Wolf speaks, "Yeah, they're a bit eccentric, but when you're born us, you don't exactly win many popularity contests. Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters?"

"Sure, I do. But these are the cards we've been dealt, so we might as well play 'em." Snake hears a click from the safe and says, "Jackpot!" He opens the safe as money pours out. Teresa and Wolf did a turn to escape the rest of the police cars, but Wolf stops as the safe tumbles out of the car and into a police station. The police officer took notice of the empty safe and looks at the Bad Guys. Snake gets nervous and closed the car door as Webs says to Wolf, "What the thorax?" Teresa turns to Wolf and says, "Are you crazy?" Wolf shrugs, "What?"

"I just wanted a longer car chase. It's the best part."