bro is a secret swiftie but he won't admit it to anyone cause he's embarrassed
BRO IS GAYY HE IS GAYYYY WITH THAF MANY YS BECAUSE HES JUST SO GAY.
he scratches his butt in grocery stores (like he gets IN THERE)
he also picks his nose in public and flicks it on unsuspecting victims and also flicks them on babies
he also picked his nose once and got curious on how it tasted, so he ate it, and he didn't hate how it tasted
he secretly loves the pickle jokes and the bath memes
he doesn't wash his hands after he goes to the bathroom
he peed in his neighbor's yard once
he loves the chucky movies but thinks seed of chucky is an absolute disgrace and will not watch it (same)
he tried dying his hair purple once and it didn't work
he overuses your mom jokes
he's got no rizz and gets zero bitches
