Zan Partizanne x Taranza

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It was a normal day in Floralia. The people were taking things nice and easy, and the soldiers were having an excellent patrol. Taranza on the other hand was facing his own problems And let me lay it to you straight, this is a very relatable issue right here.

Taranza: "Grunt these blasted weeds all over the courtyard. Grunt, so far these cheap chemical aren't cutting it."

As Taranza continues to struggle with this dilemma, a Sectra Dee had some information to the spider monarch. 

Sectra Dee: "Prince Taranza, I have special news for you. There is a visitor demanding to see you."

Taranza: "You can bring the person here and I'll take care of the rest."

The soldier did as his master command. Minutes later the Sectra Dee had arrived with the visitor.

Sectra: "Prince Taranza, the visitor is present." 

Taranza was too focused on getting rid of the weeds that he didn't even pay attention to the visitor's appearance. 

Taranza: "You may return to your post while I take care of the rest." 

Sectra Dee: "Yes my prince."

As the Sectra Dee left, Taranza then asked the visitor a question.

Taranza: "So, what exactly brings you here?" 

???: "Oh, I just wanted to see if you are willing to escort me tonight."

Taranza just stopped everything and was dumbfounded at this request. As soon as he turned his head Zan Partizanne was standing there giggling at him.

Taranza: "Oh my...excuse me...oh-where are my manners?"

Zan Partizanne let out a chuckle and placed her arm around her boyfriend.

Zan Partizanne: "Taranza, it's all good. There is no need for you to get nervous."

Taranza: "Sigh, thank Zan Partizanne."

Zan Partizanne: "Buddy, what did I say to you before?"

Taranza: "Oh yeah, thanks Zan."

Zan: "Much better. So, where what's keeping you occupied right here?"

Taranza: "Oh, I'm just trying to figure out how to permanently kill off these jamblasted weeds."

Zan Partizanne: "The fact that you said a Jambastion interjection must mean this is serious."

Taranza: "Oh exactly. I cut them. I pulled them from the ground. In fact, I even plowed up the land. I poured cheap, toxic Shiver Star chemicals on the ground yet not only was that a flop, but the Waddle Dees and the Sectra Dees got sick from the putrid scent! There was however this one time I ordered a chemical compound from Nightmare Enterprises and the stuff created a wicked monster version of Whispy Woods. Sigh, good thing Kirby and King Dedede were here to help."

Zan Partizanne: "You should never order products from that place. Nightmare Enterprises is a con artist convention."

Taranza: "You weren't the only person to say that. King Dedede gave me a massive amount of tales from his past experiences with that wicked company."

The two then laughed and sat down on one of the benches together.

Taranza: "Funny thing, I'm usually calm and composed in situations similar to these, but in this case, I already have the same level of anger as you sister. No offence by the way." 

Zan Partizanne: "None taken. But here's an idea that's guaranteed to work. Try vinegar. But be careful because it kills almost everything. There is however a method of mixture of vinegar, salt and dishwasher soap. That's guaranteed to work."

Taranza: "That sounds like a great idea. I think I'll give it a shot." 

Zan Partizanne: "In the meantime, I can help but wonder if you wanna hang out and..."

Taranza: "Say no more Zan, I was actually getting myself ready until those dee-forsaken weeds interfered. Anywho, while I clean myself up you can feel free to explore the castle a bit."

As Taranza guided his ally to the luxurious castle he couldn't help but admire the Lightning General's beauty. Her neatly brushed hair, her lemon scent clothes, just made him fall deep in thought until his love interest told him that they have arrived at their location. Zan realized that the fella was in love with her and she too felt the same way he felt. So she gave him a kiss on his check.

Zan Partizanne: "You are such a gentleman. And I'm grateful to meet someone like you."

The Lightning General then hugged him tightly while he did the same to her. Both of them felt so complete together. Yeah, complete together. No clearer than that.