this book is a joke/srs
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Wario's musty ass was on tinder one day when he came across a hot babe strawberry called Mio
they fell in love but Mio doesn't know who Wario really is thanks to the fatass photoshopping his face on a muscular, tanned b...
(Hi it's me again, chapter three is finally here! Sorry I've haven't been uploading as much.)
(Also this chapter is in two parts!) —————————
It's been two weeks since the incident, surprisingly Wario didn't get in jail for slaughtering two males 😨
Wario has been planning his second date with Mio for a long time now, he was gonna take her and a few of his friends down to Shine Beach for the day. (Lmao I made the location myself)
The day is Saturday morning and Mio is receiving a text from her "lovely" tinder date.
"Hey bbg me and the boyzz were planning a beach trip today, you wanna come sugartits? 😘"
"Ofc daddy I'll be right there 🤭"
"Good, you better behave for me my popeyes biscuit with no McDonald's sprite. 😈🔥🥶😏"
Wario, Waluigi, pink shy girl and Mio have just arrived at Shine Beach.
(I was gonna make Pink Shy-Girl important but never mind nyehehe)
"Alright Wario where should we..." "Oh he's already gone" Mio said as her voice got softer "He's probably at the Smoothie bar or something, he's always there getting that cherry rum special." Shy-girl replied not amused.
Mio and Shy-girl arrive at the smoothie bar, the bartender is surprisingly Pauline!
"Oh hey you guys, long time no see! What can I get you all today?" She asks glad to see you all "Pauline? Is that you?" Shy-girl asks surprised as hell "Yeah, this is my part time job now!" "Impossible.., anyways- I'll just have a Kiwi smoothie and you Mio?" She asks you.
"U-uhm, just a banana smoothie for me" She stutters like she's got out of a warm shower and hits the freezing air (Hurts fr)
"Coming right up!" She replies as she walks to the blenders.
Meanwhile Mario and Peach were having a romantic moment with each other on the shore but this ain't about them 😒
Pauline walk up to all of them with the smoothies.
"Here you go guys, and if there's any complaints don't be afraid to tell me!" She says while taking her next order.
"Thanks!" Shy-girl tells her as she begins to walk away. "Bye bye!" She replies waving to all of them.
Wow! This tastes amazing! I wonder how she does it?" Waluigi says to Wario.
All four of them see Peach being carried by her toad servants to them. "Hey guys, the volleyball event is starting do you all wanna join us?" She asks.
"Of course, I know my way around some good saves!" Waluigi replies to her winking in the process.
"Right in front of your girlfriend aswell, he's got nerves of steel" Shy-girl thought as she got mad inside
"I'll join" Mio replies. "Me too!" Wario says.
They all arrive at the volleyball court to see thousands of people watching the event. "Wow! This is a big deal!" Mio says.
"Alright we're gonna get some people in the crowd to play our first 2v2 game! Let's see...
You too!" He points to Mio and Shy-girl.
"You are team Uno!, and you two over there," he continues pointing at Wario and Waluigi.
"You are team 2!"
You all get into position and begin the game.
Mio and Shy-girl need six to beat Wario and Waluigi. Theystart the game off great, they hit a few good returns. Then they decide to have a little fun and hit some really ridiculous ones. Waluigi attacks the ball, before it leave the area Shy-girl passes it to Mio and she hits it making Wario and Waluigi lose the 5th point.
"Ha ha! Take that suckers!" Shy-girl shouts with a lot of energy Mio and Shy-girl begin to celebrate when they hear someone calling Mio's name. They turn to see Mario walking over to them There's a victory meal for people that win the game, hurry up and see it!"
"Alright ladies and gents the first win goes to Shy-girl and Mio! You two can now enjoy a victory meal down at Cascade success just right across the Ferris wheel!"
After that tasty scran the big metal megaphone or whatever the fuck they're called starts speaking.
"Attention all Shine Beach visitors, the karaoke event starts in five minutes! If you would like to bust down some vocals, karaoke boosters is where it's at!" The megaphones announce. Mio and Shy-girl go up to they're room to change and get ready for karaoke. As she put your honeypot blinds hair into a long braid they both enter Karoke Boosters.
"How bout you two start off?" The bartender, Pauline says to Mio and Wario. "We will!" Mio says "Alrighty then, just don't fall off your stage!" She jokes.
Wario starts first singing animals by maroon 5. (great song, surprising meaning) Then Waluigi sings Mandy by Pink. Then Shy-girl sings I Got You Babe by the Allman Brothers Band.
(I know mostly none of the songs said there because I used a ai for ideas for this chapter, except from Animals, I like that song)
It's Mios turn and she decides to sing the song you sung at Daisy's talent show, more longer this time. (Made by me ofc 😍)
———————————— Warning what you are about to see is the worst song ever written for a silly joke.))
"I call this one, Unstoppable"
She begins:
"The lights go out, and you see me.." "I'm a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, hiding from the eyes of the world." "People said that I could never get far, Mostly with the old guitar, It's time I prove them wrong, As I sing this beauty of a song,
We are unstoppable, No one will ruin our mighty roar Because we are magical and wonderful in every single way!,
We are immortal to the bad side of society because we..
Are,
POWERFUL!!"
A pink aura swirls around her making her spin gracefully like a rotisserie chicken on a metal rod. 🥰
"Out with the old and in with the new, Our dream team will punish you with,
LOVE
GRACE
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FRIENDSHIP!"
The pink aura fades away and she lands on the stage floor.
"Wow! That was great! You guys were great! I'm gonna be signing up for karaoke contests for the rest of my life!" Peach says.
Wario looks at Mio, mesmerized by her voice and song.
He walks up to her,
"Say my deary.., why don't we take this somewhere else.. 😏" he says to her with a sexy smirk (with excellent rizz)
"Not until you pay for what you done." a loud voice roars in the distance.
To be continued...
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(Mama Mia ai dungeon is powerful for making the boring base of a fanfiction, after being edited by me it becomes cursed and a blessing)
OK BYEEEE
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