aim for the groceries

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Elmo noticed that he had a bruise on his thigh that might be a clue. Elmo blushed and got surprised he even looked there.

Elmo had a blast but when the party was over, everyone was gone. Kermit was the only one left. Elmo found himself walking over to him in a confident stance. Kermit ran to Elmo "Elmo could I stay the night at y-your place?" 

Elmo surprised, quickly said yes. Both Kermit and Elmo got surprised with that quick answer. "O-ok see you i'll just go and get myself something to eat." Kermit said with a bit of a frown he has to do his "business". "It's ok you don't have to because I have a lot of food at my house!" Elmo lied, he forgot to buy some groceries for days because he kept on focusing on Kermit. Right at that moment Elmo's stomach growled and Elmo blushed. " WHY IN A TIME LIKE THIS" he screamed in his head.

Kermit giggled "No I'll go get some, anything you want?" Kermit's hands were sweating, Elmo noticed, confused at why his hands were sweating when it was his stomach which growled. He let him go. 

Kermit doesn't go to the normal way to the grocery store, instead an alleyway where he met a strange old man. 

"You know what to do '', Kermit shivers. "I've got a knife, gun, a sniper your pick" the old man's smile contorted into a big smile like the cat from alice in wonderland. "T-t-the Knife" Kermit answered

He snatched the knife out of his hands and bolted to Elmo's, He wants to make this mission clean and easy. "Did you get the groceries?" Elmo asked "ooh I forgot I just ate some snack on the way here" Kermit obviously lied.

Elmo had a futon ready for Kermit no way in hell would I want him sleeping next to me! Elmo thought. Kermit never wanted this to harm his fellow puppet and sworn enemy it was fun to make everything a competition, it was fun being with Elmo. Kermit blushed and thought about what to do about his knife. 

Kermit took out his knife and leaned over Elmo, ready to aim it on his chest. Elmo sleeping soundly and cutely- Kermit stopped for a second, cutely?

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