Hey!!!! My name is Y/n! I get bullied all the time😭
But i have superpowers!!!😈😈😈🙉
I WILL DESTROY THEM.
anyways, today i was driving to school with my Lamborghini, when i saw THE bad boy!!!🥵🥵
And he looked at me!!!!
When i arrived at school, i got thrown into a trash can, by one of the PoPuLaR gIrLs! But i turned into a demon!!! I quickly killed them all! So quirky!!😀😍
The bad boy watched!!! OMG😍😍😍
HE PROBABLY LIKES MEEEEEEEE
i was SOOOOO excited!! Anyways, when i got home, my father beat me up, because i was too dumb, he said!!!
How could he?! I was so smaaaaart!!! 😑
Nonetheless i met up with my friend Betsy later!
We went to Starbucks, because that's the only place we can go to!!! There is NOTHING else.
As we sat at a table, THE bad boy looked at Betsy with COLD but HOT eyes!!!🥶🥵😎
but then he looked at MEEEE! and he SMILED!!!😍😍😍
HE LIKES ME!!! Betsy was sooooo jealous, but i didn't care!
The bad boy walked over, and asked me out on a date!!!
😍😍😍😍😍 OMGGGGGGGG
i said yes!!!! Why wouldn't i???
On the day of our date, there were many ANNOYING PEOPLE around us!!! Ruining our moment! They should just VANISH. 😡😡😤👿😾
but my BABYYYY BAD BOYYYYY shot them all! So polite!
I smiled. But then Betsy appeared!! I was soooo mad! She wanted to ruin our date! I turned into my demon form, and killed her! 😈😈😈🥰🥰
Then me and my new BF made love, married, and had 127336465738281364575959427217 kids!!!🥰🥰😍😍😍😎😎🥵🥵 THE END!!!!!
A/N: what the heck did i just write???
Anyways, i hope you enjoyed so far! I love making these stupid nonsensical stories!
YOU ARE READING
Dumb stories my brain comes up with when im bored (SATIRE)
FanfictionALL OF THIS IS SATIRE most of the characters here are not mine! the cover is made by me. Also English is not my first language, so i'm sorry for mistakes
