Papas back.
Exotic butters and kennith
(P.s fag is butters)
Kenniths phone pov
Fag: take me to build a beer
Kennith: build a beer? U mean build a Bear?
Fag: yes
Kennith: no I'm poor anyways even if u did really mean build a beer although that would sound pretty nice
Fag: oh ya I forgot u were poor my bad fella 🫢
Kennith: yea but I mean we could hang out tho?
Fag: yea sure!!
Kennith: uh Hm ok I'm omw
Fag: wait what? Why my house
Kennith: IM FUCKING POOR
Fag: fine 😡
Kennith: anyways I'm here
Fag: ALREADY?!?
Kennith: yes now open da door
Fag: OKOK
Kenny's pov
"Hey boo 💞😜🤭😍❤️❣️💕🤠🫢🤪😝😘😛😚😋" I say with pride. "Hi Kenny!!!" He reply's. Wow he's so lame. "Let's go kiss" I say without thinking. "Ok fella if u say so I guess?" Wow didnt expect that but ok. We walk upstairs and I see that he's watching the one and only ZACH STONE 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠😎😎😎😎🤩🤩🤩🤩. "YOU LIKE ZACH STONE DUDE?!?" I ask in shock. "Yep!" He reply's. "That's so... so uwu" I say quietly but still so he can hear me. "Anyways uhh I thought we were gonna kiss?" He says reminding me that he was right. "Oh ya" I say. I kissed him. And like I never noticed how short his hair ACTUALLY WAS but anyways we kiss and go on his bed and we watch some zachy stone. Pretty rad.
25 mins later.
Butters pov
I cant believe we kissed. Me butter stotch kissed the oen and only kenny McCormick. Omg. I think this is crazy. And he's snuggling me while we watch my favorite show ever. "So r we datin boy?" He asks me "if ya want fella..?" I say back. "Uh yes pls? Hello? Ur so uwu and cute. Ofc I wanna date u. Uwu." He responds. "Thanks Kenny." I say to him. "Ya anything for my uwu boy butters."
"Wuv u butter. Uwuwuwuwuwu" Kenny says. "Love u too ken."
Short story
Word count
333
