WWE: The Haunted Mansion

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"You have been invited to a weekend stay at the McMahon residence. Sincerely yours, Mr.Vince  Mcmahon."

[AJ Lee's hotel room]

AJ Lee: OMG ! Ziggy we've been invited to Mr.McMahon's mansion !

Dolph Ziggler: Are you serious babe?

AJ Lee: Yes, here look ! *AJ shows Dolph the invitation.*

Dolph Ziggler:This is awesome ! Maybe he's giving us a Wrestle Mania match. Better yet he's probably promoting us to GM of Saturday Morning Slam !

AJ Lee: This is so huge ! *AJ kisses Dolph Ziggler.*

[One week later at Mr.McMahon's mansion]

* Dolph and AJ drive up to Mr.McMahon's mansion and admire its beauty and knock on the door.*

Stephanie McMahon: Hello, come on in.

Dolph Ziggler: Its an honor to be here. So what is this all about.

Stephanie McMahon: Just a gathering for my dad to talk to you to about some business. Now sit your bags down, and I'll give you a tour and take you to your room.

AJ Lee: Hey Steph.....I wanna sniff your hair..

Stephanie McMahon: Umm no.

AJ Lee: Aww man !

*Stephanie gives Dolph and AJ a tour around the mansion and guides them to their room.*

Stephanie McMahon: Alright here you two are. I'll see you guys at 7:00pm when we have dinner and the other guests have arrived.*Stephanie walks away.*

Dolph Ziggler: Other guests ?

[7:00pm]

*All the guest have arrived (John Cena, CM Punk, Kaitlyn,Cody Rhodes,Randy Orton,Zack Ryder,The Miz,Kane,Daniel Bryan,Sheamus,R-Truth The Rock, and Wade Barett) and Mr.McMahon has an important message.*

Vince McMahon: Welcome everyone. I have an important message to share with everyone but in the mean time I want everyone to socialize and have fun.

Zack Ryder: Hey Mr.McMahon, where's the Bud Light Lime at ?

Vince McMahon: There is some in the basement if you'd like some.

Zack Ryder: Alright thanks. *Zack goes down stairs to the basement.*

The Miz: So what did you guys think of my movie ?

John Cena: It was great.....mine was better though !

*Everyone laughs.*

The Rock: I think it sucked.

*Everyone gasps.*

The Miz: I know you not talking Mr.Tooth Fairy !

*The Miz and The Rock begin arguing.*

Daniel Bryan: Come on you two. Don't argue, hug it out !

Dolph Ziggler: Shut up you goat face !

Cody Rhodes: Come on Dolph stop it.

Dolph Ziggler: Last time I checked I wasn't talking to you...Magnum PI !

Kaitlyn: Magnum PI ? Is that the best you got spaghetti head.

AJ Lee: Hey don't talk about my man !

Kaitlyn: Shut up you crazy spider monkey !

AJ Lee: Hold up. Did this b**** just call me crazy ? *AJ gets on the table* Hold me back Ziggy hold me back !

*The lights go out.*

[In the basement]

*Zack Ryder is searching for some Budlight Lime*

Zack Ryder: Where's the Budlight Lime ? You gots to have some Budlight lime.Oh there it is ! *The lights flashes off and then back on*

Zack Ryder: What the hell was that?  *Zack turns around and sees a stranger dressed up in a Scream costume.

Stranger: Hi Zack. Are you ready to die ? *Stranger pulls out a knife*

Zack Ryder: What the hell ! Are you serious bro ?

Stranger: Serious as a heart attack.*Walks towards  Zack*

*Zack grabs a can of Budlight lime and throws it at the stranger. Zack tries to run out the room but the door is locked.*

Stranger:Time to die ! *The stranger stabs Zack in the neck and cuts his head off.

[Upstairs]

*The light comes back on*

John Cena: What was that ?

Vince McMahon: The wind must have knocked the power out but atleast its back on now.

Server: Time for the main course. *Server takes the lid off platter*

*Everyone gasps and OMG's*

Dolph Ziggler: What the hell ! Thats Mark's head !

AJ Lee: Is this a joke !?

Wade Barett: What in bloody hell is this ?

Vince McMahon: Oh my god Zack Ryder was murdered !

The Miz: No way Jose, I'm out ! *The Miz gets up.*

*Out of no where a knife flies into the back of the Miz*

*Everyone screams*

Kaitlyn: OMFG ! What is this ! *Kaitlyn goes by Cody*

Randy Orton: I can't die I have a little girl to take care of  and a wife !

R-Truth: Little Jimmy just farted ! It smells like Daniel Bryan's upper lip !

Kane: Really dude you cracking jokes and people getting murdered right now ?

Sheamus: Fella you should be ashamed right now !

CM Punk: Man you should've died first !

*Everyone begins arguing and the lights goes out and comes back on.*

AJ Lee: Is everyone here ?

Wade Barett: No where's Mr.McMahon ?

Dolph Ziggler: I don't know but everyone we need to get out of here.

Stephanie McMahon: No we can't leave without my father !

Randy Orton: What do you expect us to do ?

Stephanie McMahon: We can split up and find him.

CM Punk: Naw naw naw that ain't finna happen.

Sheamus: I think we should do it.

Wade Barrett: To be honest he's probably dead.

Cody Rhodes: How about we all go together and carry some weapons and watch each other's backs.

*Everyone agrees*

Stephanie McMahon: Lets check up stairs.

{Currently working on part 2 but it will be posted soon. I hope you all enjoyed and don't forget to vote and comment !}

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