Don't Look Under The Bed

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Kaitlyn: Look guys she made a mistake ! Don't judge her !

A.J Lee: She made a mistake that we're all paying for !

Daniel Bryan: Come on guys lets just hug it out !

John Cena: F*ck that !

Daniel Bryan: No need for the attitude, "Mr.I can't wrestle" !

John Cena: F*ck you, you're just a hater !

Daniel Bryan: What do I have to hate on ? At least A.J doesn't have a better move set than me !

CM Punk: Damn, sh*t just got real !

A.J Lee: Fo shizzle my nizzle ! *A.J high fives CM Punk*

 John Cena: At least I'm not dating the ugly twin !

Sheamus: OMG ! He just went there !

Daniel Bryan: B*tch please ! Nikki Bella looks like a man with a wig and breast implants !

John Cena: My chick is a bad, your chick's chest is flatter than concrete ! 

Randy Orton: Word Life !

*John Cena and Daniel Bryan begin to fight. They stop when everyone hears a voice.*

Possessed Girl: We're gonna play a game, called hide and seek. If I find you, then you die. If I don't then you shall live. You all have 30 seconds.

Wade Barrett: WE'RE ALL ARE GOING TO DIE !

Possessed Girl: One.....Two....Three...Four.....Five.....Six....Seven....Eight.....Nine....Ten.....

Kaitlyn: Shut up ! Come and hide with me ! 

*Kaitlyn and Wade Barrett hide in the bathroom in the guest room. Everyone else hides in the closet underneath clothes.*

Possessed Girl: Eleven.....Twelve....Thirteen....Fourteen...Fifteen.....Sixteen.....

Stephanie McMahon: We all can't fit in here ! Someone has to go !

Kane: Well A.J and CM Punk were the last two to come in here.

R-Truth: That's the truth.

*Everyone in the closet looks at CM Punk and A.J*

CM Punk: F*ck you all ! I hope you all die !

A.J Lee: Ziggy, will you come with us ? PLEASE !

Dolph Ziggler: I'm sorry baby cakes, but I can't !

Possessed Girl :Seventeen...Eighteen....Nineteen....Twenty....Twenty-one....Twenty-two...

*A.J slaps Dolph Ziggler.*

CM Punk: Come on A.J, we have to find somewhere else to hide.

*A.J and CM Punk leaves the closet*

A.J Lee: There is no place for us to hide ! We're gonna die !

Possessed Girl:  Twenty-three.....Twenty four....Twenty five....

CM Punk: Don't think like that A.J ! Look we can hide under the bed !

A.J Lee: That's the most obvious hiding spot EVER !

CM Punk: We have to at least try A.J.

A.J Lee: You're right. At least if I die, I'll die trying.

CM Punk: That's what I'm talking about !

*A.J and CM Punk go under the bed. A.J whispers quietly to herself.*

A.J Lee: Don't look under the bed. Don't look under the bed. Don't look under the bed.

*CM Punk tries to calm A.J down by holding her hand.*

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