Dolph Ziggler: Man I can't deal with this right now. I need some space.
Sheamus: I'll come with you.
Dolph Ziggler: Nah, I don't hang out with murderers.
Sheamus: Talk about low blows.
CM Punk: Where the hell do you think you're going ?
Dolph Ziggler: I'm minding MY business.
CM Punk: Ok well if minding your business gets you killed, I'm not coming to your funeral.
Dolph Ziggler: Wat evs. You wouldn't be invited anyways.
*Dolph Ziggler leaves the group. As he walks down the hall with his guard up he starts to hear music coming from a room.*
Dolph Ziggler: OMFG ! Is that Ke$ha playing !? I love her ! Tick tok on the clock...
*Dolph Ziggler opens the door and sees a girl with blonde hair and wearing glitter*
Dolph Ziggler: Hi, who are you ?
Ke$ha: I'm Ke$ha.
Dolph Ziggler: Stop joking girl....OMG are you really ? I love your music so much !
Ke$ha: Guess what ?
Dolph Ziggler: What ?
Ke$ha: I'm not Ke$ha.
*The door to the room slams shut and a chair goes underneath the knob.*
Dolph Ziggler: Then who are you ?
Ke$ha: Nickybear, you don't remember me ?
Dolph Ziggler: The only person that calls me Nickybear is...
Ke$ha: Thats right, I'm Jenny ! You remember your ex that was too fat to be seen in public with you ?
* "Ke$ha" starts transforming into a thick girl with red hair,blue eyes,freckles,and braces.*
Dolph Ziggler: How the hell is this even possible ?
Jenny: You remember at homecoming when you had my inhaler and you told me to wait in the bathroom for a few minutes but you ditched me for Rebecca James ?!
Dolph Ziggler: Oh....sorry.
Jenny: Sorry isn't going to cut it ! I needed my inhaler, I had an asthma attack and I went head first into the toilet and died. You didn't even come to my funeral. You went to Chuck E. Cheese with Mitch and Ty.
Dolph Ziggler: Oh yeah that day was #AWESOME ! I won a freaking rubix cube. Good times....
Jenny: You know what talking is over, its time to play a game.
Dolph Ziggler: Oooh are we about to get freaky ?
*Jenny starts to breathe heavily. The lights in the room go off and come back on. She transforms into a hideous beast-monster. She is the complete opposite of beauty...ugly and scary would be an understatement.*
Dolph Ziggler: Oh my god ! Get away from me !
*Jenny throws Ziggler against a wall and starts attacking him. Ziggler starts screaming and fighting back.*
Jenny: I'm going to kill you.
Dolph Ziggler: I'm sorry ! I made dumb mistakes when I was young !
Jenny: Tell me how pretty I am.
Dolph Ziggler: Girl....you looking so...umm you know.
Jenny: What is that supposed to mean ?
*Jenny grabs Ziggler by his hair*
Dolph Ziggler: You looking good girl your hairy arms matches the amount of hair on your head.
Jenny: Aww really ? Do I look sexy ?
Dolph Ziggler: Whatever you think girl.
Jenny: I want to know what you think.
Dolph Ziggler: Umm girl you know...
Jenny: Tell me the TRUTH !
Dolph Ziggler: YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING A COW WOULD POOP OUT ! I mean...
Jenny: I HATE YOU ! I'm going to kill you ! You treat women horribly.
Dolph Ziggler: Right now I can't even tell if you are a man or a girl !
*The rest of the group knock the door down and get into the room. They hit Jenny with the chair and hold her down.*
Jenny: I loved you ! You broke my heart, now I'm going to break you.
A.J Lee: Oooh I like this girl.
Jenny: I'm going to cut you into pieces and mail your corpse to each of your family members !
A.J Lee: Damn girl...you crazy...and thats coming me...
Jenny: SHUT UP LOONEY TUNES !
A.J Lee: What did you just call me ?!
Jenny: You heard me...LOONEY TUNES !
A.J Lee: Oh hell no, I know this wilder beast did not just say that !!!
*A.J Lee attacking Jenny. CM Punk pulls her off, A.J grabs a glass sculpture and it breaks. Jenny sees her own reflection for the first time in years.She screams at the hideous sight.*
Jenny: I'm...I'm..UGLY !
Dolph Ziggler: See I told you !
R-Truth: U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly...
*Jenny transforms back into herself.*
Jenny: Oh no.. I'm melting ! I'm melting !
A.J Lee: Like butter.
Jenny: I will get my REVENGE !
Dolph Ziggler: Yeah right, like I haven't heard that one before.
*Jenny disappears.*
CM Punk: See this is why you never leave the group !
Dolph Ziggler: Man I could have handled it myself.
Randy Orton: We all heard those screams.
Sheamus: You sounded like a girl on her period.
Kaitlyn: Hey shut your face before I do it for you !
Dolph Ziggler: Damn talk about PMS-ing....
A.J & Kaitlyn: SHUT UP !
{Thank you for all waiting patiently for part 5 of WWE: The Haunted Mansion. I've been busy with school and other things. I'll try to post more often when I have free time. This is not the end, there will be a part 6 so stay tune. Also you can follow me on twitter @geekgoddessgirl. P.S don't forget to vote,comment,and share as much as possible,thanks. :) XOXO}
