Part Three

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A.J Lee: OMFG ! Kaitlyn killed Cody !

Kaitlyn: No I didn't !

A.J Lee: Come on man face, just admit you killed him because his statche is bigger than yours.

Kaitlyn: Listen hear Looney Toons, if I was the killer, I would have killed you before Cody.

A.J Lee: Call me Looney Toons again b*tch ! I dare you !

Kaitlyn: Lonney Toons !

A.J Lee: At least I don't look like Ryback wearing a wig !

Kaitlyn: I will knock you out !  

A.J Lee: I want to see you try man face !

Sheamus: Come on you two, stop it !

Dolph Ziggler: Baby Cakes, that trash isn't worth it !

Sheamus: Don't call Kaitlyn trash, Spaghetti head !

Dolph Ziggler: Oh I see mister Mayo has jokes !

Randy Orton: Come on, we have to stick together and stop fighting !

R-Truth: I see dead people.....

"In the midst of all the chaos, everyone hears a slurping noise.*

Wade Barrett: What the hell was that.

*Everyone turns and looks at CM Punk*

CM Punk: Ahh, refreshing !

Kane: Where did you get that ?

CM Punk: I always carry a can of Pepsi with me.

Daniel Bryan: Do you seriously think you should be drinking a beverage, when we just found out Cody is dead.

CM Punk: Would you prefer me to have a dry throat, goat face ?

Daniel Bryan: Shut up, my beard is sexy ! 

CM Punk: Your beard is hideous ! 

Daniel Bryan: That's not what your sister said when were at my hotel.

Sheamus: Damn, 

Randy Orton: Everyone just shut up ! What are we going to do ? We can't just stay hiding ! 

John Cena: Randy is right.

*Wade Barrett begins crying*

Wade Barrett: I don't want to die !

Kaitlyn: We are not going to die. 

*The lights flash back on*

CM Punk: What the hell is this ?! 

*Everyone sees a walking skeleton and a creepy clown with a knife in hand.*

John Cena: Everyone, RUN !

*Everyone runs out of the room.*

Stephanie McMahon: Everyone follow me !

*They follow Stephanie to the family game room*

Stephanie McMahon: Everyone block the door with items !

*Everyone immediately starts to block the door with chairs,couches and other items*

Randy Orton: I think we are somewhat safe.

*The pool balls from the pool table begin to fly in the air*

Ghost: Get out of my house !

Everyone: Ahhhhhh !!!!!!

CM Punk: Oh hell naw, its ghosts up in this b*tch too ?!

A.J Lee: Man this is some B.S ! Do I look like the ghost busters ?1

R-Truth: Maybe he's friendly like Casper the ghost.

Ghost: Get out NOW.

*The pool balls begin to fly towards each person in the room*

Sheamus: We need to move all this stuff off the door and run for our lives !

CM Punk: No sh*t Sherlock !

*They begin to move everything from the door as quickly as possible. When the door is finally cleared they all run out.. As A.J runs she feels something grab her. Its the creepy clown.*

Killer Clown: I dig crazy chicks.

A.J Lee: Ziggy help me !

*Dolph Ziggler runs back to help A.J*

Dolph Ziggler: Let her go ! *punches the clown in the face*

Killer Clown: I just want to see her skip.

A.J Lee: OMG ! Help me Ziggypuff !

*Dolph Ziggler pulls A.J from the clown and as he pulls her away the clown cuts open the back of A.J's shirt with his knife*

Killer Clown: We shall meet again !

CM Punk: I've never liked clowns. *CM Punk smashes a lamp over the clown's head.*

*Wade Barrett picks up the clowns knife and stabs him in the heart*

Wade Barrett: Save your thanks for later, come on lets follow the rest of the group.

*They all meet up in the guest room*

Kaitlyn: Why is all of this happening to us ?!

Stephanie McMahon: I know why...

A.J Lee: Tell us.

CM Punk: Yeah, if we die can we at least know why ?!

Stephanie McMahon: On this day, about 10 years ago.....

Randy Orton: Come on don't get shy.

Stephanie McMahon: I PLAYED WITH A WI-GI BOARD !

John Cena: Oh my god !

Sheamus: Aww man, now we're definitely are going to die !

Wade Barrett: Why the f*ck would you play with a Wi-Gi board ?!

Stephanie McMahon: I was young,drunk and stupid ! *Stephanie begins crying*

CM Punk: See this is exactly why I don't drink !

A.J Lee: All I need is a Capri Sun and I'm Gucci.

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