《Satan's classroom》

Chapter 2 - Class field trip

It was somewhere in June this was written, the classes where all gathered on the bus stop to get their busses, luckily when our countryhumans' bus came, the last 2 seats were just PERFECT for Romania and Bulgaria to sit together the whole ride (I smell RoBul shippers). Anyway, if you wondered how long the ride was then I DON'T KNOW OK? My job is writing the stories not exposing them 😤. When they arrived the teacher told them to put away their luggages and come to their group.

Teacher: "Ok, now you are allowed to go inside, and look for your dorm, your name will be written on a paper on the door, along with the names of your roommates"

Everyone got so excited that they left off as fast as a rocket to find their dorms. While America was searching for his room, he heard Mexico's pittyfull crying. When he arrived he asked him.

America: "What's wrong?"

Mexico: "They paired me up with Peru and Argentina"

America: "And why are you crying, that isn't so bad!"

Mexico: "YES IT IS!"

America: "How so?"

Mexico: "Peru will fill the whole room with his llama plushies and Argentina has the WORST snoring, like that I'll never sleep again"

America: "Bah you'll be fine"

And he kept searching for his room, until, RIGHT AT THE END OF THE HALWAY, he found a paper saying:

"In this room:
-America
-Philippines
-Russia"

America had a panic attack when he read the words "Philippines" of the paper, Philippines?! NO! America wanted to tell the teacher he didn't want to spend a whole night with Philippines, but it was too late, his roommates were already inside. And of course, was flat on the ground and licking the floor with her bare tongue as if she just escaped the mental hospital.

Russia: "Oh hello America, don't worry, you'll love it here!"

America literally wanted to have a panic attack and die at that point. A WHOLE MF NIGHT WITH PHILIPPINES THE COOCOO CHILD! NEVER FOR HIM! Later when they all found their rooms they where allowed to unpack everything. Czechia (who was roommate with Bosnia and France) opened the door for a little fresh air, bit instead of the air she wanted, she got the strong smell of 200 bottles of deodorant. Everyone pulled out their gasmasks and closed their doors. When the teachers walked down the hallway, they smelled everything, so they knocked on the door of Spain's room, Poland opened the door and said:

Poland: "Can you please stop this smell?"

Teacher: "Where is Spain? Isn't he your roommate?"

Poland: "Yes he is, but he's spraying his deodorant everywhere."

The teachers walked up to Spain and said

Teacher: "Young man, may we know why your entoxicating the entire corridor?"

Spain: "Because it smelled like sweaty feet everywhere."

Teacher: "Oh, and now it smells like a radioactive bomb went off. Listen here, if you don't stop spraying you deodorant, you'll sleep outside."

Spain: "Sorry miss"

Teacher: "Good, now i don't want to see that bottle of deodorant anymore understood?"

Spain: "Yes"

The teacher walked away and Spain put the bottle back in his luggage