《Satan's classroom》

Chapter 5 - GOAT

Ofc it was Summer, the Balkans were outside chilling with like over 100000000 fans blowing air all over them. It was so hot not even camels could live there. They were already frying like fried chicken in a sausage pan.

Serbia: "Can't breathe...need water"

Albania: "COME ON STUPID FOUNTAIN!"

Bulgaria: "Anyone want to drink their own saliva?"

Romania: "That won't help"

Moldova: "I'M THIRSTYYYYY"

Kosovo: "I WANT LEMONADE!"

Macedonia: "ICE CREAM!!"

Serbia: "Can you kids shut up? We're trying to get us water or we'll die out here"

When they got tired of working on that stupid fountain, because they knew it wouldn't work anyway it was like 100 years old, they decided to go inside and get water from the sink. When they came in all of them sat on the couch and started watching some comedy shows, Greece laughed so hard she started choking on her own air. A couple minutes later they heard knocking at the door, they thought it was the wind at first, but the the knocking turned slowly into a *BOOM BOOM BOOM* like someone was about to brake down the door. Everyone looked at Croatia then.

Croatia: "What are ya'll looking at?"

Albania: "It's your turn to open the door"

Croatia: "FINE THEN!"

He opened the door and to his surprise, there were 3 GOATS AT HIS DOOR-. HOW IN THE NAME OF GOD DID THEY CLIMB THE WHOLE DAMN STAIRCASE?!

Serbia: "So who's at the door?"

Croatia: "Umm, come look for yourself"

Serbia and the other came at the door and their jaws dropped because of confusion.

Serbia: "3 goats..."

Albania: "Climbed our staircase..."

Bulgaria: "And banged on our door.."

Kosovo: "FINALLY PET GOATS!!! FINALLY!!"

Serbia: "NO Kosovo, you cannot keep them."

Kosovo: "But PLEAAAAASSEEEEEE!"

All of them: "NO!"

Kosovo: "Fine then"

Greece: "We gotta find out how these goats came up here."

Serbia: "I think I left the main door open-"

All: "SERBIA!"

Serbia: "Sorry ok!"

Philippines: "Has somebody seen my goats?"

Serbia: "They're right up here!"

Philippines: "How'd they get there?"

Serbia: "I left the main door open"

Philippines: "YOU STUPID MF-"

Serbia: "SORRY!"