Chapter 3 - JUNE 👹

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(This chapter is not meant to offend anyone, take this as a joke please)

It was the last month of school (AKA June). Everyone was HYPER excited for summer vacations because school is an mf who gives you so much homework that you get sick. Ukraine was walking to school with Belarus that Monday morning.

Ukraine: "What do you wanna do this summer?"

Belarus: "I will go robbing IKEA together with Norway and we'll stuff Iceland in the back trunk just to be sure she'll be alive"

Ukraine: "Well-. Me and Kazakhstan are going to a satanic thing called 'SUMMER SCHOOL'."

Belarus: "YOU.GOTTA.BE.JOKING"

Ukraine: "Nope, true as it can be"

Belarus: "WELL F FOR YOU BECAUSE YOUR MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN STUFF >:D"

Ukraine: "I wish I never failed my final exams"

Belarus: "HEHEHE"

When they arrived at school the playground was EMPTY. They thought they were late to class, or to early. Until they saw Albania roaming around like she always does around these zones. When Albania saw then she ran towards them.

Belarus: "Hello Albania, do you know why it's so empty?"

Ukraine: "Yeah, like it's literally just us 3 here right now"

Albania: "I wanted to show you something, don't worry were not to late nor too early"

Ukraine: "What do you want to show us?"

Belarus: "Did something bad happen?"

Albania: "Not really, just come to the front of the school and you'll see what I mean"

They followed her to the front of the school. Of course Belarus and Ukraine always entered the school from the back playground, but there was one in the front too. What could have happened that all the students went to the front? Not to be surprised, but ABSOLUTELY NOBODY was inside the school either, not even the janitors. 'This is strange' thought Ukraine. When the arrived at the doors of the front playground, they could hear all the students annoying voices running around. Albania opened the doors, and WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK?!
The whole playground was covered in toilet paper, kids were spraying deodorant everywhere, and nobody was gonna mention the toilet that was overflowing in the girls bathroom.

Albania: "This is what is happening"

Ukraine: "HOLY COW! THIS IS NOT A SCHOOL, THIS IS A PLACE WHERE OT LOOKS LIKE OVER 1000 KIDS BROKE FREE FROM THE MENTAL HOSPITAL!"

Belarus: "I guess they are very excited to leave school"

Albania: "Tell me about-"

Then Albania turned around to see Romania and Bulgaria running out of the bathrooms.

Bulgaria: "THE TOILET-"

Romania: "IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM-"

Romania and Bulgaria: "IT OVERFLOWED THE ENTIRE BATHROOM AND SERBIA GOT STUCK IN THE URINAL"

Albania: "This is just great."

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