Vigilante Shit (Epistolary) ✔️

88

Allen (Seafood)
04:00 PM

Allen:
Ang sarap ng mga niluluto ko sayo tapos yung lunch at meryenda ko cup noodles

Masarap naman din

Parang lugi lang ako sa nangyayari

Missy:
It's your fault

And why the hell do you eat
noodles when you can just cook

Allen:
Tinatamad ako

Missy:
That's on you

Allen:
Nakakatamad din naman mag-take out, walang thrill

Missy:
That's on you AGAIN

Allen:
Pero masarap noodles try mo

Missy:
No

Not healthy

Do you want sisig with mayo?

Mom cooked and I can't finish all of it. I'll give you some.

Allen:
Wow ang bait oh

Missy:
Edi wag

Allen:
Bat ba ako tatanggi?

Sisig na yan eh

Kunin ko mamaya sa may shed?

Missy:
You're gonna make me drive?

Daanan mo nalang dito

Allen:
Sa guardhouse?

Missy:
Sa bahay

Allen:
Nakakahiya sa Mommy mo

Missy:
??

No its not

Just go

We're just near

House number 25

Allen:
Sige

Pasalamat ka sisig yan

Missy:
IT'S YOURS

BAKIT PARANG UTANG NA LOOB KO

Allen:
Aruy

Sige na salamat

Missy:
And I trust that you're not a bad
guy coz you're Jacob's friend.

That's it.

Allen:
Ay so hindi mo ko kaibigan?

Ayaw mo?

Missy:
What can I get from you?

Wala naman

A

llen:
Free food kapag feeling generous ako

Kausap?

Connection?

Missy:
Pass

Allen:
Arte mo

Kala mo naman may makukuha
din ako sayo

Missy:
I just don't want to

Allen:
At bakit?

Missy:
Wait

Fine, friends

Allen:
Kakatakot

Ano naman kaya pumasok
sa utak mo

Missy:
Nothing

Allen:
Wag na pala yung friends

Missy:
Asshole

Allen:
Joke lang no