Vigilante Shit (Epistolary) ✔️

14

Jacob Ford
08:00 AM

Jacob:
Hey

Missy:
Ano

Jacob:
Mom told me she messaged you?

Missy:
She did

Jacob:
Did you reply?

Missy:
No

Jacob:
Try replying please

Missy:
Uh... no

Jacob:
Mom messaged me she asked about you

And thought you're going home last night, she cooked dinner

SHE COOKED

She barely does

And it's because of you

Missy:
Did she cook your favorite food

Jacob:
It's sisig

Do I even eat that

Missy:
Dad cooked that

Jacob:
Dad don't eat it either

And it's sisig with mayo

Missy:
Jacoooob shut the fuck up

Jacob:
Let's go home pleaseeee

Missy:
No

Jacob:
I wanna go home with you

Missy:
I stink don't go near me

Jacob:
I don't stink but it's fine

I don't mind

Tara na?

Missy:
I will only go if you're driving motor

Jacob:
I don't have that

Missy:
I'll commute

I stink! Ayoko sumakay sa kotse

Jacob:
I DON'T MINDDD

Okay lang

Missy:
NO

Jacob:
Let's commute together then

Missy:
You don't commute

Jacob:
But i will for you

Tara naaaa please

Missy:
Did you eat the breakfast?

Jacob:
From Ross?

Kinda

It taste weird

Missy:
Learn to eat foods from convenience stores

Jacob:
I'll try

Missy:
I'll see you at the terminal

Jacob:
Sorry where?

Missy:
Terminal ng jeep

Jacob:
Joy idk where that is

Missy:
Fine

Puntahan mo ko

Seaside pa rin ako

Jacob:
I will

Missy:
Do you have cash?

Coins?

Jacob:
Yes, I ordered breakfast and paid cash

Now I have coins

Missy:
Good

Wala akong kahit piso

Let's use that to commute

Jacob:
You don't have any?!

What about card?

Missy:
Yea that's a problem

Pinutol ko card ko

Jacob:
All of them??

Missy:
All three, yes

And the my keys..

Damn

I threw it in the sea

Jacob:
WHAT

Missy:
You know what's worst?

Jacob:
What?

Missy:
I really stink

Jacob:
What's worse is the key

Missy:
Oh well