Jacob Ford
08:00 AMJacob:
HeyMissy:
AnoJacob:
Mom told me she messaged you?Missy:
She didJacob:
Did you reply?Missy:
NoJacob:
Try replying pleaseMissy:
Uh... noJacob:
Mom messaged me she asked about youAnd thought you're going home last night, she cooked dinner
SHE COOKED
She barely does
And it's because of you
Missy:
Did she cook your favorite foodJacob:
It's sisigDo I even eat that
Missy:
Dad cooked thatJacob:
Dad don't eat it eitherAnd it's sisig with mayo
Missy:
Jacoooob shut the fuck upJacob:
Let's go home pleaseeeeMissy:
NoJacob:
I wanna go home with youMissy:
I stink don't go near meJacob:
I don't stink but it's fineI don't mind
Tara na?
Missy:
I will only go if you're driving motorJacob:
I don't have thatMissy:
I'll commuteI stink! Ayoko sumakay sa kotse
Jacob:
I DON'T MINDDDOkay lang
Missy:
NOJacob:
Let's commute together thenMissy:
You don't commuteJacob:
But i will for youTara naaaa please
Missy:
Did you eat the breakfast?Jacob:
From Ross?Kinda
It taste weird
Missy:
Learn to eat foods from convenience storesJacob:
I'll tryMissy:
I'll see you at the terminalJacob:
Sorry where?Missy:
Terminal ng jeepJacob:
Joy idk where that isMissy:
FinePuntahan mo ko
Seaside pa rin ako
Jacob:
I willMissy:
Do you have cash?Coins?
Jacob:
Yes, I ordered breakfast and paid cashNow I have coins
Missy:
GoodWala akong kahit piso
Let's use that to commute
Jacob:
You don't have any?!What about card?
Missy:
Yea that's a problemPinutol ko card ko
Jacob:
All of them??Missy:
All three, yesAnd the my keys..
Damn
I threw it in the sea
Jacob:
WHATMissy:
You know what's worst?Jacob:
What?Missy:
I really stinkJacob:
What's worse is the keyMissy:
Oh well
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Genç KurguAn Epistolary Started: Feb 2023 Finished: April 2023