Fyodor: Why is John crying?
Margaret: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
John: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Fyodor: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
John: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Fyodor: NO, NOT THAT!
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfictionthese are from my ao3 account aka josathetransgendermaleeee
