Life as we know it

Chappy 2

I honestly don't think I'm ever not tired in the morning.

It's like there's a bunch of little turtles in my brain running around and making me tired.

Or maybe I slept-ran to Africa and back or something.

I don't even know. Anyway I'm currently humming 'spread too thin' and pissing off my table-folk. Eh... Screw them.

-------

Substitute-

Like a pr*st*t*te. except l less S**and more smelly middle aged lady's that couldn't find a better job.

That was pretty much what our substitute looked like. Anyway she was super boring and stuff.

--------

'Wheres Bella?' Said lieutenant G.

'I killed her lieutenant' said Haavis

Then Haavis started singing another s** song.

----

LUUUUUUUUNCH!!!

After buying 3 Arizona's for Jaques, Haavis, and Oli. I finally sat down, my table consist of

Vince- a ninja that has a weird tendency to rub cupcake on his face. Which he is currently doing just that. Kind of a Afro ninja

Nick- Dirty blond hair. Passes my house in many different ways (inside joke) and is drinking my Jamaican Lems.

Benny- Has a huge ass bag. Is a fan of kitchen condiments. Likes corn dogs and such. Blond hair and always wears a black jacket. Favorite sentence: 'no sh*t Sherlock\ you don't say.'

E-van: a semi beggar, has 3 other siblings and is a smart hobo. Always wears a beanie, has brown hair and a blue jacket.

Maximus- Liked by Emo (wow it just auto corrected that to Elmo) kids and is a kill joy. Has blackish hair, a beanie And a green jacket.

Juul (me)- born in London. Is called the 'Malaysian sensation' by jake. Likes dolphins and unicorns. Grey jeans, black shirt, and strait brown hair. Favorite sentence: 'Look how many craps I give, *hold up empty hand*'

Slender- likes blowing on people, touch my head a lot. Hates me, and loves mega man. Is rather socially awkward and has darkish blond hair, wears a red jacket and is really tall. Favorite sentence: 'that's great...'

Jaques- short curly hair. Has a thing for zombies. Probably the sportiest kid of all of us. Likes going ape sh*t on people and beating them up.

Haavis- a big fan of s** songs, and has an injured knee (pronounced: Kin-ee) and is a killjoy. Favorite sentence: 'once upon a rabbit knuckle ow I bumped my knee'

I can't remember any other people.

------

Period 4

Fitness Tuesday- the two word strike fear into the hearts into pretty much every student in LCS

Period 5

Unless you want to hear about our homework check this has no point

Period 6

'I ripped the skin off my finger.' Said Janice

'Thanks for that Janice now I'm scarred for life with the image of a finger with no skin.' I said, great

'History's so boring' said cam.

'I fell asleep in math and-' Janice said

'Nobody cares Janice.' I interrupted

'I wasn't talking to you'

'Don't care.'

And then my brother snuck in and flicked my neck. Which made me freak out because I thought it was a fly. Which made me throw my head forward and smash it on my water bottle.

Lets just say I left class with a bleeding lip, and a water bottle mark on my face

Just freaking perfect.

--------

A/N

Okay I edited out all the stuff that could be held against me. So you have to find out the meanings yourself. Anyway I'll edit it soon.