I am Fester De'Clentif and if you've ever heard of a religion called ------- you've probably heard of me. That would be because I am an exiled God. I am the former God of flora, I was never like the other gods, all of them were homophobic pricks and I was very flamboyant and non binary. To escape the other gods I created a small world of my design, one day while visiting the world a God from outside sealed me inside it and took a fraction of my power trapping me there. Now I am here, and I've decided to finally live life like how I want to.
I started walking through a swampy bit of the world, while I was walking I saw a small.. boy?
HEY KID, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
WHAT???
I jogged and reached the small boy.
What's a boy like you doing out here, I said taking note of the stuffed duck he held.
What did you just say, the kid said.
I asked what a boy like you is doing out here.
IM A GIRL DAMMIT!! ARE YOU BLIND OR SOME SHIT!!
WAIT REALLY!?!??!
YEAH DUMBASS.
MY BAD
The girl stood glaring at me when I finally spoke again.
So what's your name anyway?
Sammy, you?
Fester De'Clentif. Where's you dad or something Sammy?
Dad? What's that?
Sammy then busted out laughing. When she finally managed to breathe she simply said, I don't have one of those.
Oh, what about your mom, where is she?
Hell if I know.
Well then Sammy, since you don't really have parents it's decided.
What's decided?
IM ADOPTING YOU!!
WHAT!?!?
YEAH!! I mean you don't have parents and I don't have a kid so why not.
Well for starters we just met and- oh nevermind. Sure let's do this.
Well then Sammy, guess your my kid now!!
I guess so.
And that is how the insanity began.
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Authors Note
Okay so I'm sorry to anyone who enjoyed the old version but not this version but let me explain. I was having a really hard time finding a good way to make another chapter for the old version and I realized how much I didn't like it, I decided to restart and rewrite it all. You'll notice it's basically the same just formatted differently with a different starting thanks to a friend of mine. Anyways I hope you all can forgive me for the change!
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Festers Guide to the Unknown
خيال (فانتازيا)A fictional parental guide on how to adopt random kids you find, make a mansion and somehow make that into a great community. This story has no real plot and each chapter explains an experience. The story's all relate to each other and it's almost...
