When You're a "tween" You're Stupid.

Texting Like You Can't Write

Literally everyone today texts stuff. But don't think that everyone can text and have patience. take this for example: So, what do we have for math homework? Because in reality nobody texts like that but people usually text in a language people can read. But there are plenty of demented crazies out there who text like this: YO BRO WHATZ FUR HOMEWORK? :D And then when you don't respond after 2 minutes: WHY AREN"T YOU TEXXTING MMEEE??? I THOUGHT WE WEREE FREINDS >:(  So what say is, people today are literally getting so dumb that they can't even write anymore!!!!

Another nightmare of texting is when people have to put smiley faces after everything. EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT FUNNY. I'll be texting someone this: Hey I'm in the hospital! And they'll respond with: OMG WHAT HAPPENEDD???? :D Because for some reason putting a smiley face on your text kind of makes it feel like, you are laughing at my pain! Also in a similiar stupidity people love having signatures that make no sense and creep people out. For example: Hi wanna go out sometime?? Response: Sureeee!! Soundds fun! *I LUV MAH FRIENDZZ* Sorry but absolutley nobody cares about you "luving" your friends because they are your friends so I imagine that you like them.*even just a little*. And nobody cares about how much you like the latest boy band or whatever male *or so they say* singer has a voice higher than yours. Its your life stop telling me it!!

Then there's text language. Some idiot one day felt like saying lol instead of saying they were laughing out loud and suddenly, a wave of stupidity crashed on the shore of society. Text language had been born. Text language is incredibly stupid and honestly it takes more time to decypher than its worth. The text language in the beginning was somewhat basic but today it has literally gotten worse. The top 3 worst text words of current 2013 are.. 

Worst of all is probably......the bathroom text. EWWWW I know right? In the real world people don't go,"Hey everyone I'm in the bathroom!!" Did anyone need to know? DID ANYONE"S LIFE DEPEND ON KNOWING YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM?? Nobody.. exactly. So how is it okay to text people 1. that you are going to the bathroom (aka the potty) 2. saying you're in the bathroom because seriously, think about your priorities..is this one of them!? and 3. the occasional call from the bathroom. No. 3. obviously happens less often because everbody texts. But in reality nothing is worse than this conversation; Me: So, did you watch tv last night? Friend: Yeah! It was great! Remember when.. *whooooosh* Me: ...........ummmm. Bye. Moral of the story kids? Never text about going to the bathroom. Never text about being in the bathroom. And absolutley never..ever EVER call people from the bathroom and think its a good idea to flush the toilet!!!! (sung by a chorus of little kid voices)

So in conclusion, the world needs to end the madness because the future generations will end up communicating by staring because today, texting is making humans get dumber to the point where words mean nothing. End the reign of stupidty in writing and make a text worth reading!! So save the words!!! (See what I did there..save the world anyone?)

*I hope you enjoyed and can relate! Unless you are one of these people.. in that case I just told you what many people are thinking about you! *

PS I am not a grammar Nazi though!