Notes:
Starting off with a crack fic as Im too lazy to write angst rn.
This literally comes from that fact that I got a creeper mug on Christmas 2022 and a couple days ago I had gone: WAIT, ITS BLOODY OXUS FROM THE GK BOOKS!!
And thus this monstrosity was made.
This takes place after the great zombie invasion.
Enjoy! :D
Oxus: I kinda wanna be a mug. Like you just sit in a dark cupboard most of the time until you need to be used to hold a liquid.
Herobrine: Oxus, NO! You are not going to become a mug!
Oxus: why not?
Author: well I think it's a wonderful idea.
GK: it would mean I have one less monster king to worry about!
Oxus: see, they agree with me!
Herobrine: GK is our mortal enemy. And the author agrees with anything unhinged!
Author: EY! I agree to anything that sounds fun, not just unhinged stuff!
Herobrine: You are not being turned into a mug and that is final!!
Oxus: but I wanna be a mug.........
Author: screw you brine! *Turns Oxus into a creeper mug*
Oxus:*experiences happiness for the first time in his life*
Herobrine: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!
Author: what I was born to do, not listen to any corrupt authority figure.
Oxus: *Vibing as a creeper mug. He's very happy*
Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed this crack oneshot! I'll have another out sometime this week or next week!
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FanfictionExactly what the title says. It's mainly going to be crack/unhinged and/or angst but there'll be a bit of fluff every once in a while. I also take requests!(including ships)(just no NSFW. I'm not writing that.) The cover is mine. Please ask if you w...
