Tony Stark/Iron Man Imagines

Am I Pissing You Off, Tony?

((I thought I should update before you guys kill me! Also! I have Steve Rogers and Bruce Banner Imagines I want to work on soon in separate books, but I don't have any ideas. Help?))

"Come on, Stevie! What's the harm?"

"The harm is that you are such a child! You always want to experiment on civilians even though you know what my answer is going to be! It's still a NO, Tony!"

Tony rolled his eyes, "People are different now, Capsicle. We have volunteers nowadays. Now that I mention it, weren't you a volunteer for an experiment?"

Steve flushes red at that, and you just laugh. "Awwww ain't that cute! You know what I think, Tony?"

"Yes, my dear?" He grinned up at you seated on the counter.

"I think Steve doesn't want you to experiment on people cause he wants to be the only super soldier around here. He's jealous!"

Tony let's out one of his ridiculous, girly laughs and you laugh with him, making Steve flustered and starts to leave the lab.

You only smile and call out to him, "Hey Cap. How's the list coming?"

Steve took one step on the staircase and looks back at you. He digs into his pocket and checks the tiny notepad he had, "Almost done. Why?"

"Try the Harry Potter series. Read the books first before the movies! Oh and friendly advice, stay clear of Twilight."

"Got it." Steve chuckled slightly, always counting on you to give him a fresh list of things to do in the 21st century. You watch him leave. You and Tony think its funny cause Steve always takes the stairs and not the elevator. Your theories were that he didn't know how to use these upgraded versions of an elevator, or maybe he just thought stairs were better for excersise.

You go back to watching Tony toy with one of his new car motors he had recently ordered. He had those goofy safety goggles on with leather gloves, heavy metal music booming in the background. You sigh in boredom and try to tuck your feet under you to get comfortable on the counter, but accidentally bumped over a vial of pink liquid.

"Tony!" You yelped at it got all over his hair.

"Ah!" He jumped up when something cold went down his shirt. He looked over at you, "What was that?"

You hold up the empty bottle to show him, and his eyes widen with terror, the liquid still dripping from his bangs. You panic inside, hoping this wasn't some dangerous chemical and you look at the bottle.

"Uh...Tony? This is Thor's shampoo."

"YES IT IS DAMMIT Y/N!" He roared, grabbing at his soaking hair.

You weren't scared, you were confused. "Why are you yelling? Its just shampoo...?

"NO IT'S NOT! I REPLACED HIS SHAMPOO WITH PINK HAIR DYE!"

Your face grew really pale as you noticed that the liquid running down his face from his hair was a bright, neon pink color.

Suddenly, you start laughing REALLY loud, clutching your stomach as your sides hurt and dropping the bottle. You felt tears well up in your eyes as you couldn't stop laughing at how fumed he was about this. His face was beat red and his hair had already started drying and growing pink, clearly looking WAY sexier with his dark brown goatee.

You cackle like a witch as you wiped your tears, "Y-You! You look like you're from one of those punk rock boy bands!!"

You continued laughing as you took out a phone to take a picture. You could barely keep the camera still as you kept on laughing. You tweet the picture saying, 'Bad Prank Gone Wrong!' and then tagged the rest of the Avengers in it. You even tagged Fury and Bucky!

You died down into fits of laughter and you didn't even CARE if he was mad at you. Tony Stark had PINK HAIR! You laughed until he growled and trapped you in between him and the counter so you couldn't get away, and kissed you furiously to shut up.

You still had small giggles in between his kisses and couldn't help but run your fingers through his hair as you kissed him back. You tried to control your laughing when your fingers came back with pink hair dye on your hands. He kissed you again, getting you to stop laughing completely when he drove his tongue into your mouth. He growled into your mouth, which you thought was hot and you moan into his tongue. That heated moment went on for minutes, his hands pressed firmly against your waist as he pulled you closer, him having the upper hand since you were still seated on the counter. You kissed him back as you wrapped your legs around his torso, forcing him to press up against you and when you pulled apart for air, you were breathless. Your cheeks were tinted pink (but not as much as Tony's hair XD)

When he thought you were too speechless and was done laughing, he stopped kissing you. But that didn't stop you. You smirked.

"Damn I got a hot girlfriend." You joked.

His face flushes red and stomps out of the room, while you continued laughing.

"Hahahaha! W-Wait, babe! Come on I didn't mean it! Hehehehe I LOVE YOU!" You called up to him as he took the elevator.

You quickly hurried up the stairs so you could take pictures of the team's reaction once Tony exits the elevators. You were rounding the corner when you heard Clint's voice:

"Woah! Tony! Didn't know you had a feminine side!"

The room burst into laughing and when you entered with an evil grin, Tony was already out of there. You noticed Natasha was taking pictures as he left while Wanda, after a very long time of not even cracking a smile, started laughing. Steve had a smug smirk on his face and Sam and Clint were fist bumping each other and laughing their asses off. Bruce tried to hold it in, holding his mouth in his hand as he giggled. He'll help Tony with the permanent hair dye later...

When you explained what happened and presented Thor's shampoo bottle, the thunder god let out a strong, dark chuckle. "I thank you for saving me, dear Y/N."

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