Bizarre circumstances

Italian Man restaurant

The next day passes as usual but you were walking with Josuke and Okuyasu for lunch.

"Ugh... I'm so hungry..." Okuyasu just keeps listing foods he wants to eat until you point out a sign.

"Look an Italian restaurant!"

"Huh? But its near the graveyard... its kinda creepy." You just look up at Josuke and give him a leery smile.

"Even better."

"Ugh you're so weird!"

"I don't care, I'm hungry!" Okuyasu starts speeding off towards the restaurant. You just follow after.

"H-hey wait up!" Josuke screams out as you both just keep walking at a fast pace.

"No menu? How do we order?"

"it's probably one of those places that serve you a specialty each day."

"Hmph." Josuke is still skeptical but goes anyways. You all enter and enjoy the nice scenery.

"Buenos dia signore's! My name is Tonio!" The foreign man greets us all and pulls out our chairs.

"So can we see a menu...?"

"Oh no no! There are no menus! I can decide what food is best for you. My I see your hand signore?" We're a bit confused but Okuyasu gives him his hand anyways.

"Hm... You had diarrhea yesterday, your intestinal walls are inflamed, you're obviously sleep deprived, yes only 4 hours. Now your left hand, mhm, you right foot is infected with a fungus, two cavities and your shoulder is stiff yes?"

"What?! How did you know all that?! Everything you said was right on the money!" Okuyasu is standing up from the shock.

"Your hands mi amico mio, they tell your health." Damn he really be calling out Okuyasu like that. The man then pours water.

"And what will you be having, signora?"

"Oh! I'm not sure, I guess whatever Okuyasu will be having?"

"No no no, singora, I must read your hands."
"Um, okay." You say a bit confused but you respond none the less.

"Hmm let's see... You have a cavity, your back from shoulder blade to lower back is stiff, and you're dehydrated. yes?

"Woah you're right even down to the shoulder blade."  Josuke gives the man a look of distrust.

"And you Signore?"

"I'm not all that hungry, but I'll take a cup of coffee. A cappuccino." Tonio just smiles

"Ho capito!" Honestly you love the way he says that. Josuke then leans over to you and Okuyasu.

"This guy can talk up his healthy food as much as he wants, but if it's even a little gross we don't have to pay, we can just complain and leave."

"Josuke, this is probably authentic Italian food, so even if it's' healthy it might be really good, plus that's rude." Josuke just leans back into his chair.

"I'm just saying." You and Okuyasu take a sip of the water and your eyes light up.

"Josuke this water... It's mineral water... This is the best water I've ever tasted! Amazing! It's something a mountain princess would drink, like the glorious first taste of water after wandering in the desert after 3 days!"

"Uhh yeah what he said."

"Yeah! You're right, it is good!" Both you and Okuyasu gulp down the drink.

"This water is so good im going to cry..."