Bizarre circumstances

Rat hunting pt. 2

You and Josuke are waiting around as Jotaro checks the video camera's recording.

"I've got it on tape. The rat is intelligent and cautious, this was around 4 minutes ago. That means the rat is probably 200 to 400 meters ahead of us."

You butt in, "Can you put that in American terms?"

"...No."

"Fair enough."

"Anyways, its ear looks like a bitten leaf, lets call it bug-eaten."

With a grin you goof off, "Ah, who'd chewed this gals out am I right?"

*Crickets*

"Oh, whatever you guys have no humor."

Josuke scoffs with a smile as Jotaro just, STARES. Before pulling out 6 bullets, each around 5 inches with a pointed tip.

"In any case, these are live rifle bullets, I brought 6."

Josuke sees the bullets with a skepticism. "You brought rifle bullets?", Jotaro notices his skepticism.

"With bug-eaten on guard I doubt it'll let us near it. The round bearings loose accuracy after around 20 meters. But the rifle bullets can reach for about 50 to 70 meters."

"And we're supposed to shoot these with our stand's bare hands? Even with the bullets I'm not confident that shining Diamond could hit that rat from 20 meters."

Walking over you pat Josuke on the back,

"Don't worry Josuke, when the time comes just watch how they do it in the U. S. of A."

He looks at you and watches your face shift into a shit-eating grin. Jotaro also jumps in,

"Yeah, I agree. I guess I'll have to do it myself."
Josuke's face changes from skepticism to agitation.

"Hmph! Now wait just a minute! Why are you guys talking to me like that for? I have been irked Y'know? You guys shouldn't be so dismissive, especially you y/n! I would've taken that rat down even if my aim wasn't perfec—"

"Great here's two." Jotaro hands him to bullets. Josuke makes a huh? Noise, before taking the bullets and looking at them with a scrunched, discontent face. You move over to Josuke with a smile.

"don't worry Josuke, I'm just messing around...I know you can do it."

Gently rubbing his arm and a final smile you walk ahead behind Jotaro. Josuke gently touches where you rubbed his arm, before snapping out of it and moving on.

After a couples of minutes of walking Jotaro stops and kneels down, discovering rat foot prints.

"It looks annoyed, probably knows we sniffed out its trail. And both of you, walk quieter."

"Hey why me?! I know Josuke drags his feet but I'm elegant and graceful."

"...."

"Okay fine ill be quieter."

"...The rat went into this water." Jotaro continues walking without a care. Josuke starts complainging as he takes of his socks.

"Damn it...do we have to? These shoes cost 25,000 yen! and my socks are Mr. junkos! Doesn't Mr. Jotaro care?"

"I dunno, maybe. Im just disgusted he's wearing socks in the water. Hey... I have a proposition. Let me piggy back ride."

"What?! No Way!"

"Aw cmon! Ill carry your socks and shoes! In return you carry me. Deal?"

"...Fine. But- how will I hold my pants up?"