ringo : hold up i have a question
everyone : shut up ringo
ringo : but i have a qu-
paul : ringo, i let you put octopus's garden on abbey road (unnecessary but anyways💀-), and a question is what you have?
ringo : yes
george : let the man speak, paulie (help that autocorrected to Paulina💀) after all, he is the oldest
ringo : yeah, respect your elders (OOOH)
paul : " respect your elders " anyways, what's up
ringo : paul, this is a trick question
paul : ok
ringo : ...
ringo : let it be or john?
john : huh
george : oh
paul : i- i don't-
ringo : come on, paulie, you gotta choose one
paul: let it- jo- i don't know (😔)
john : *bi gasp* (QUICK NOTE : people say john is bi so i decided to add it)
paul : ANYWAYS- what about you, georgie
george : what about me, mccharmly?
paul : pattie or biscuits
ringo : OOH that's a tough one
george : i hate you
paul : kiss my ass (💀)
john : george you gotta answer bro
george : i love pattie.. but i also love biscuits...sigh(😔)
paul : you have 5 seconds to answer
paul : 5
paul : 4
paul : 3
paul : 2
george : patcuits (i have no idea how i came up with that💀)
paul : what
george : you heard me
john : what the fuck are " patcuits? "
george : pattie but biscuits
ringo : that sounds like something john would take
john : why me
ringo : cause you're john
paul : you are john, john
john : and you are james, james
paul : who gave you permission to use my first name (yeah john🤨)
john : i did
paul : you ain't me
john : but i'm your best friend
paul : your point
john : i, myself, have permission to call you james
george : *tender, emotional music*
ringo : *john stares tenderly into paul's eyes*
george : *john slowly leans in*
paul : bro we are right here
john : george what were you gonna say
george : nothing
john : george
george : john
john : george
george : john
ringo : and i'm ringo! (💀)
paul : he's ringo
george : i was going to say that john leans in and...and-
john : and what
george : nothing
john : george
george : we are not doing this again
paul : listen guys, y'know what i do when i find myself in times of trouble? mother mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom " let it be " (i am so sorry💀)
john : paul, when will you ever stfu about let it be ?
paul : never
george : anyways, i gotta pounce
ringo : same here
paul : see you guys tomorrow at the cavern club
george : bet bro
john : bye folks
a/n : LMAOO I LOVED WRITING THIS CHAPTER💀 i'll try to squeeze the next chapter in tomorrow or saturday (YOU KNOW WHATS ON SATURDAY RIGHT) so yeah, bye folks😍💕😣💖😖
