Socially Awkwards | ANUPAMAA

21. twitter ki ladkiyan

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#AnupamaaKaPersonalHashtag

shayrana_anuj : aaaah! toh yeh hai elon ki nayi company? yahan toh privacy ke naam pe kuch bhi nehi hai 😩

maa_pause_ya : anuj privacy ke liye walk pe chale?😇😇

mainhuhero_vanraj: hmm.. ANUPAMAA DEKHOO YEH PRIVACY PRIVACY KHEL RAHE HAI!😏😏

anujkishayri_anu : aap phir muh uthake aa gaye mere aur anuj ke beech?! bas 2 minute pehle aapko itna lecture dia lekin akal toh aani hi nehi hai aapko! jab dekho tab mujhpe line maarte rehte hai! 😡😡

the_naagindave : asli besharam rang to SAMDHI ji dikhate rehte hai 😜😜

kavya_theqween : huh! kabhie bedroom mein bhi dikhayaye nalayak sirf bahar dusron ke saamne beizatti hi karwa sakta hai! 😡

anirudh : ha isiliye toh mai hu tumhare liye kavyaaa! seekho vanraj ex pati kaise hote hai-😎

mainhuhero_vanraj : nalayak jo tu kar raha hai mai bhi wahi karna chahta hu lekin yeh anuj ka baccha itna saccha aur aacha hai ki kuch ho nehi paa raha😭😭😭😭

shayrana anuj : sacche pyaar ki keemat tum kya jaano besharam babu 😌

anujkishayri_anu : waise yahan anupamaa wale tag pe toh humare kitneeee saare edits hai! dekhaa log #maan ko kitna pyaar karte hai? DEKHA AAPNE MEESTER SHAH? dur rahiye ga ab se warna ek baar logon ko pata chal gaya ki aap idhar hai, toh aap block karte thak jayenge lekin gaaliyan nehi rukengi 😎😎😎😎😎

danceophile_samar : waise Mummy woh toh Papa insta pe bhi khaate hai.. actually woh toh woh regularly aapse aur bapuji se bhi khaate hai😁

adhikkibabe_pakhi : actually aajkal woh khaane mein bhi wahi khaate hai🤣🤣

mainhuhero_vanraj : ha aur pakhi beta tum toh bade marshmellos khaati ho.. tag pe jaana aur dekhna zara logon ne kitne pyaar se tumhare vishay mein charcha kari hai🙂🙂🙂

shayrana_anuj : umm.. lekin on a serious note, mujhe aisa kyu lag raha hai ki vanraj aur Baa ke baad third number pe anupamaa hi hai😣

mainhuBaa : MAIN KYUUUUUU-😩😩

mainhuhero_vanraj : YAHAN BHI AAP MERE AUR ANU KE BEECH AA GAYI BAA😭😭😭

coolestBapuji : Chup! Gadha kahika. Tu yeh dekh ki tu Anupamaa se divorce ke baad kahi toh no. 1 pe aaya hai!😑😑

paritosh_theparalysed : hahahaha

shayrana_anuj : tum toh paralysed the na! jiske chakkar mein mujhe iss maa-pause-ya ke saath jaana padha!😮

paritosh_theparalysed : paralysed hu toh kya?! type toh kar hi sakta hu! waise maine ek naya business plan socha hai, hum na aapki aur mummy ki shaadi ka video hotstar walon ko beech denge aur 4-5 crore maang lenge 🤩 🤩

mainhuhero_vanraj : ha! kyu nehi?! jisse mein roz flower pot se whiskey nikalkar, chane ke saath usse dekh saku, nehi?!🤡🤡

danceophile_samar : MERI WHISKEY FLOWER POT MEIN HAI?! papa yaarrrrrr-😫

pyaaridimpy : samar.. tum drink vi karte ho?🥺

danceophile_samar : aaj se chod dunga, tumhare liye..🥺🥺

pyaaridimpy : nehi.. matlab mai aur vanraj uncle aur anuj uncle toh milke peete hai.. tum peete ho pata hota toh invite kar leti😹😹

mainBaahu : HEY KANHAJI! Ladki hoke peeti hai! Yeh iss ghar ki-

mainhuhero_vanraj : Bahu banegi kyuki usne last day mere saath apna uncle chips share kia tha 😌

anujkishayri_anu : anuj.. suniye naaaaa..😘😘😘😘😘

shayrana_anuj : haaa.. anu.. boliye naaaaa..😘😘😘😘

danceophile_samar : *playing kuch na kahoooooooo*

anujkishayri_anu : woh aaj na.. maine.. aapke liye kuch banaya hai..😘😘😘😘😘

shayrana_anuj : kyaaaaa😘😘😘😘

mainhuhero_vanraj : kareele ka juice. wahi banaya hai jisse tu healthy rahe. 😘😘

 anujkishayri_anu : NEHI! AAJ MAINE POMEGRANATE KA JUICE BANAYA HAI, SAMJHE AAP?! AA JAATE HAI MUH UTHAKE! Abhi ek shade karke tweet marungi toh akal aa jayegi!👿

shayrana_anuj : ek sec.. itna build up karke tumne mere liye anar ka juice banaya hai?😭

maa_pause_ya : lagta hai woh twitter ki ladkiyan sahi kehti hai.. anuj, you deserve better..😇😇

shayrana_anuj : *nautanki sobbing* haa.. lagta hai twitter wali ladkiyan ki sahi hai..🥺

maa_pause_ya : haa.. toh ab hum walk pe chale?🥺

shayrana_anuj : ha walk pe jaa raha hu.. un twitter ki ladkiyon ke saath.. BIEEE 😭 😭

anujkishayri_anu : ANUJJJJJ-

maa_pause_ya : ANUJJJJ-

mainhuhero_vanraj : na maayaaa ka huaaa.. na anupamaa ka hua.. anuj toh basss finallyyyy twitter ki youngg ladkiyonnn ka huaaaaaaa *in the sur of naa humaraa huaa, na tumharaa hua*

rajkibestie_mukku : btw, raj tumhara toh koi raha nehi, aur twitter pe bhi koi nehi hai toh bangkok wali trip final kar du? 😎 😎

mainhuhero_vanraj : OBVIOUSLY.. because why should anuj have all the paedophilic fun? 😎 😎

ha uske baad ki kahani kuch aisi hai ki anuj twitter wali ladkiyon ke saat ghumne gaya (ha imagine hi kar lo kyuki mere aur tumhare paas aur koi option toh hai nehi)
aur malvika aur vanraj bangkok gaye jahan vanraj river rafting karte huye kho gaya aur abhi kisi viraan island pe akele akele kaho na pyaar hai kar raha hai, while mukku #FindMucchad campaign chala rahi hai 

also anuj aate waqt gajra le aaya imli ke saath aur anu ko gift kar diya "toofa toofa toofa laaya laaya laaya" stereo pe chalake, while maaya watched this and decided ki woh bhi kavya ki tarah komolika se training leke ek pakki vamp banegi aur anu se anuj ko cheenegi

aaj ka karyakram yahi tak.
kharab humour ke liye, hum maafi mangte hai