Riley's POV
"You know I have no interest in men"
"They have no interest in you either. So we doing this or not?"
"Absolutely not."
"Urrrgh! Why do you have to be so difficult!?"
I whine as I toss one of her God awful nightmare fuel plushy pillows at her.
It connects and bounces off her head effortlessly.
She continues to furiously type away on her phone, wholeheartedly ignoring my very existence, as she is in deep conversation with someone.
"You KNOW it'll boost our ratings. Plus it's what the people want!!"
"I know this whole "fake dating thing" was my idea. But kissing you online for internet clout is where I draw the line."
"Why are you suddenly developing morals on me? This isn't the Ally I know!!"
"I'd loose my lesbian card for even THINKING of such a thing! A man's lips on my own?? I'd rather die."
"What is happening, and why are you wishing death on yourself again Allison? Is the depression kicking in again?" Allison's dad, Connor, stood at the door with a plate of cookies, a raised hand to the door paused from knocking, and an ominous expression.
"Daaaaad! Knoooock!!!" Allison whines as she pushes herself off her bean bag, tossing several fluffy people in God awful neon colours to the floor.
Why did all lesbians lack any form of taste and basic decor???
Allison's dad raises an eyebrow at his daughter and proceeds to knock on the already opened door.
"If y'all wanted privacy, why leave the door open?" He says.
The door was open!?
I silently panic, but keeps a trained cool expression as I leans forward and grab a cookie off the plate Mr Baker (ha! irony) offered.
"You're cookies are the best, sir, thank you!" I politely compliment.
"Oh please dear God, I'm barely in my mid 30s. I haven't reached the status of 'Sir' yet. And if your dare try to call me 'Uncle', I'll choke you."
And that almost made me choke on my first bite of the cookie.
As the thought of being choked by him made my blood spike from adrenaline.
Yes, daddy, please!!
"Now what's this I hear about death?" The older man plops down on the floor next to Ally's bean bag, and listens attentively to his daughter. "Or is this a hyperbole situation and I need to get the fuck out?"
Allison, ever the quick thinker, defused the situation quickly.
"Just my typical exaggeration, father, no need to alarm yourself. You know how dramatic I can be," she says.
He simply raises an eyebrow at her with what seemed to be an amused look.
Allison scoffs. As if telepathically understanding what he wanted.
"Well if you must know dad," Allison began to say with a nonchalant expression and bored tone. "Riley wants our first kiss to be publicised online."
"Motherfucker wants what!?-"
"Hey, wait!! Don't say it like that!!"
I jump out of the way as her father launches for me.
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Behind Closed Doors
HumorRiley has a crush on Connor ❤️🔥 But him and his best friend Allison are both pretending to date each other so they can seem straight to the general public 🤫 Only one problem though.... Connor is Allison's dad 😱 🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸~🌸 Ri...
